• 1夸奖嫂子越来越漂(piāo )亮年轻的(🚆)句(🚆)子(zǐ )
• 2你捡过(guò )最大(dà )的漏(🚆)是什(🚆)么
• 3和异性出差时有过(guò )什么难忘的经历
• 4在农村睡(🚆)大炕有哪(🚆)些有(🚆)(yǒu )意(🚆)思的事(🚆)

1夸(🚆)(kuā )奖嫂子越来越漂亮(liàng )年轻的(de )句子

2你(nǐ )捡过最大的漏(🚆)是什么

由于小(xiǎo )山庄里(🚆)没(🚆)有烧饭(🚆)的家什(🚆)(shí )要吃饭(🚆)不得(🚆)步行五(🚆)里(🚆)多地下山去去位(🚆)处沟里的村里(🚆)吃(chī )网刚走到村口(🚆)发现一群人围在一(yī )起闹(nào )哄(🚆)(hǒng )哄过去一看(kàn )是(🚆)一个来贩牛的人在和(🚆)村(cūn )里的人(rén )们(🚆)提条件

而且饭是下了山(🚆)后才能开了火(huǒ )做出去了也又不能立(🚆)玄(🚆)就吃饭干(🚆)脆看看(kà(🚆)n )吧闹哄哄遣走吃饭好前(🚆)的时间

牛贩子和畜主看样(🚆)子巳(sì )经争论了(🚆)一会(huì )儿了听说过畜主的(de )牛(niú )是一头六(liù )岁的母牛奶性(xìng )挺好的它奶的牛犊子每一胎都很壮硕从牛角上(🚆)看这头(🚆)(tóu )母牛至少产过三(🚆)胎牛(niú )犊子了牛角上的波浪形凹纹并(bìng )且了这(🚆)个事实

牛贩(🚆)(fàn )子说你的牛再好现(🚆)在也无法站立了(🚆)站不起来那就是进杀坊的东西你要嫌出(🚆)(chū )的钱少你就自己找上一辆车(chē )拉到城(🚆)里的杀坊(fāng )里(🚆)回那以后活挂(🚆)份量也行杀了称肉(🚆)也行你看看吧可不可以卖下(🚆)你说的那(🚆)个数儿这是进杀坊的货不能按耕(gēng )牛卖

这(zhè )时我和畜主(🚆)的老婆聊天说话时很清楚了这头牛(🚆)不是(🚆)外伤(shāng )脉络瘀(yū )阻的后肢瘫(🚆)痪只不过是生下(🚆)(xià )牛续(🚆)子(🚆)近两个月后逐渐从多(🚆)卧困难发(🚆)(fā )展中成后(🚆)肢几(🚆)乎瘫(🚆)痪的这与(yǔ(🚆) )我(wǒ(🚆) )从(🚆)牛口色上所(suǒ )得出的结论的判(🚆)断一(🚆)致(zhì )这头牛(🚆)是产后缺钙诱发的瘫痪完全(🚆)可(🚆)以治(zhì )好(🚆)的

于(🚆)是(🚆)我(🚆)就(jiù )站(🚆)在牛贩子(🚆)旁边等他后来的结果而且牛(🚆)主人确实是对牛贩子的(🚆)(de )出价不可得(dé )到俩(🚆)人闹(🚆)掰了(le )

牛(🚆)贩子走了结(🚆)(jié )束后我看出(🚆)(chū )牛主人似(sì(🚆) )乎(🚆)都有点后(hò(🚆)u )悔就(jiù )说这(🚆)头牛他出一(🚆)千二(èr )百块(🚆)钱的(de )确差(🚆)不多要我看最起(🚆)码值五千块钱(🚆)

牛主人摇了(le )摇头(🚆)牛儿好的时候确实值这样多钱现(xiàn )在起(🚆)不回来了那就是跌杀坊的价(jià )钱了他要(yào )是(shì )岀到一千五我也(🚆)就卖了唉庄稼人的日子不(🚆)很(🚆)好(hǎo )过呀

我(🚆)(wǒ )假如捡(🚆)这些大漏虽然(🚆)能捡(🚆)(jiǎn )了买下冶(🚆)疗上(shàng )估计(🚆)也三天(tiān )这(zhè )头牛(🚆)当然能站起身药(yào )费顶多二三百块钱卖(🚆)五千块(🚆)钱最起码能挣三(sān )千(qiān )多

只(🚆)不过看一下牛主人这对儿夫妻确实是穷(🚆)的厉害我假如(🚆)就在这里捞了(🚆)油水心里绝对不安良心(xīn )上找别扭呀

索性我对牛主(🚆)人(rén )夫(🚆)妻说这头牛能治好你不进杀坊了我(🚆)给你开个处方你去开方子去吧(🚆)我敢只要(🚆)不出三天(🚆)病(bì(🚆)ng )牛肯定能站(🚆)起身

不(🚆)出他所料病(🚆)(bìng )牛口服了中药和(🚆)葡萄糖酸钙包括复合(hé )维(wéi )生素结束后第(🚆)三天早上(shàng )就站得硬绷(🚆)绷地(dì )了牛(niú )主人(🚆)夫(fū )妻(🚆)俩不(🚆)高(gāo )兴得(dé )眼(🚆)泪都流过去了逢人就(jiù )夸村(cūn )里跑来个(🚆)神(🚆)医(🚆)医(yī(🚆) )术非常了得

到了那时我就和这样的村里的老百姓(🚆)们结(🚆)下了深长(zhǎng )的友谊如(rú )今二十年了我能每年收到消息村里的(de )老百姓们送过来的(🚆)松蘑菇莜面(mià(🚆)n )麻油山药蛋野生(shēng )党参等(🚆)山货关系很(hěn )熟络处得就(🚆)像亲戚一样(🚆)

我(wǒ )觉(🚆)得那样的友谊(🚆)是(🚆)我今(jīn )生中捡的(🚆)大(🚆)的一个漏它比什么都极为珍(zhē(🚆)n )贵

3和异(🚆)性(🚆)出差时有过什么难忘(wà(🚆)ng )的(de )经(🚆)历

傣族(zú )少女

什么东西情况我自己(🚆)都晕了有(yǒ(🚆)u )人走错门(🚆)了一他知道这我飞快地穿上衣服来到了(🚆)(le )隔壁一(🚆)对同(🚆)事夫妻的房间咚咚地敲起了门

门开了同事小(🚆)齐睡意朦胧地问我大半夜(🚆)的可不可以让人好好(🚆)睡觉啦(🚆)

你(🚆)倒是睡(🚆)的安(🚆)稳昨晚(wǎn )你走的(🚆)时候关门下(xià )班就没

就没啊我想(🚆)你(nǐ )会想过来自己关(guān )的嘛(🚆)

这就对了好事有你一半赶(🚆)紧按(àn )我说的(🚆)先去(🚆)做我把我(🚆)的计(🚆)划说了一遍

你卖的什么东西(🚆)葫芦小齐(🚆)一(yī )脸讶然地(🚆)死死地盯着(🚆)我

我把缘(yuán )由(yó(🚆)u )一说热心肠(🚆)的小(🚆)(xiǎ(🚆)o )齐就把他媳妇(🚆)吵醒了(le )小齐媳妇是个(🚆)热辣又顽皮的(de )捣(🚆)蛋鬼我(🚆)(wǒ(🚆) )听(🚆)说有如此事再也按(àn )捺(🚆)不(🚆)住的狂喜仿(fǎng )若等一会儿亲眼见证什么东西奇(🚆)遇(yù )一样欢欢喜喜和(🚆)我换房间去的

我给(🚆)你这个忙(🚆)晚(🚆)上要请(qǐng )我吃傣菜大餐啊小齐这时(🚆)还(🚆)边走边(🚆)敲我一杠

我们一行人(🚆)男男女女五个同事(🚆)是来西(🚆)双版纳参加过泼(pō )水节的白(bái )天玩了一(🚆)整天晚上就在宾馆楼(🚆)下的(🚆)烧烤店(🚆)吃(chī )烧烤喝啤酒吵闹了一晚(🚆)上(shàng )而出(🚆)现(xiàn )在(🚆)(zài )我房间(🚆)的那个女(🚆)子应该要(yào )是(shì(🚆) )吃火(huǒ )锅(🚆)喝啤(🚆)酒的时候了(🚆)解(🚆)的(🚆)来西双(🚆)版纳度蜜月(🚆)的一对广(🚆)东小夫(fū )妻(qī )俩大家都住同一个宾馆更是觉着若有缘(🚆)当时小(xiǎo )齐(🚆)媳妇(🚆)和那个女子聊(🚆)得还挺火热(rè )的还一起喝(🚆)了几杯啤酒(🚆)她(🚆)是能解决这个问题(🚆)的(🚆)最好是人选

泼水节

剩(🚆)的经历那就是大伟(🚆)媳(xí )妇(🚆)听说后来讲(🚆)给我们听的了(🚆)

小齐媳妇睡到凌晨四点(🚆)(diǎn )多的时候被砰砰咚(🚆)咚粗重的(🚆)按(àn )门铃声音被吵醒了(🚆)小齐在(🚆)房间内刚(🚆)才捏(niē )住鼻子(🚆)压低嗓子问道(dào )谁啊到(🚆)得都没亮吵(🚆)什么吵(chǎo )

我是服务(🚆)员(yuán )吕大川你给(gěi )我(wǒ )出(chū )答话门外传来服务员的声(shē(🚆)ng )音

小齐媳妇打开房(fáng )门裸露出来一条缝询(🚆)问(wèn )道什么事(🚆)

这不是(🚆)一个男的(🚆)叫吕大川住的房间(🚆)吗怎末(🚆)又变(🚆)的了(le )女(nǚ )生住呢真是奇(🚆)了怪了服务(wù )员自(🚆)语道

你找吕大(🚆)川啊他住(zhù(🚆) )隔壁(🚆)508呢小齐媳(xí )妇地(dì(🚆) )道

不是我们找李瑶(yáo )呢服务(wù )员身(🚆)后一个男的笑道

哎呦肖(🚆)冰(🚆)哥呀(ya )你怎末把媳妇都弄丢了哟

肖冰那是(🚆)(shì )来度蜜月(🚆)的那位广(🚆)(guǎng )东小伙子

此(🚆)时的肖(xiāo )冰(bīng )一(🚆)脸茫然他摇了(🚆)摇头着说(🚆)一觉醒来(🚆)李瑶(yáo )就不见(jiàn )了(le )我找遍(biàn )了楼上楼下(xià )卫生间也(🚆)没发现自己她的踪影我还我(🚆)以为她(🚆)走错房间了呢(ne )

肖哥(🚆)哥(gē )耶(🚆)(yē )你真(🚆)丢(🚆)人媳(🚆)妇都也不知跑哪去了你假如一口答应(🚆)晚上请我吃撒(🚆)撇(🚆)大餐我就跟你说李瑶的下落

肖(xiā(🚆)o )冰一听没戏赶快(🚆)(kuài )只有努力堆着笑容说(🚆)道更不用说是傣味(wèi )大餐即便是龙(🚆)虾大大餐我(🚆)也请你吃(chī )

小齐媳(xí )妇顺杆子往上爬(pá )肃容(róng )道(dào )君(🚆)子(zǐ )一言一言既出驷马难追可最(🚆)好不要食言哦博库当当帅哥(🚆)请看这位仙女是谁

与此同(tóng )时小(🚆)齐(🚆)媳妇打开(🚆)的(de )房(🚆)门从(🚆)房间里面袅(🚆)袅娜娜遮住眼睛走(zǒu )出来的恰(🚆)恰(qià )李瑶肖(🚆)冰(🚆)看(🚆)呆了都没敢相(🚆)信自己(jǐ )的眼睛(🚆)(jīng )

以前昨夜吃烤串(🚆)的时(🚆)(shí )候依(🚆)附(fù )五湖四海的(🚆)朋友(🚆)初(chū )相(🚆)识(shí )一场大(🚆)伙把啤酒喝不高(🚆)兴(🚆)了李(lǐ(🚆) )瑶也喝得高(gāo )兴啊少喝(hē )了几杯她睡到半(bàn )夜去上厕所需要坐到(dào )走廊尽(jìn )头上完厕所出去(🚆)(qù )迷迷糊糊间(🚆)(jiān )看到(🚆)有个(gè )房(fáng )间开(🚆)着的(🚆)门着(🚆)也未(wè(🚆)i )理会走进来爬(🚆)睡(shuì(🚆) )在(zài )一(🚆)起就(jiù )睡着(🚆)(zhe )觉(🚆)了(🚆)

为(wéi )么当时我睡的房间房门还没有(yǒu )关起是而且小齐睡以前找我(🚆)要水喝回(huí )去(🚆)的时(🚆)候(hòu )把(🚆)房门一拉就走了(🚆)并(bìng )没有真正的关上而(ér )我的房间紧(jǐn )紧地(dì )边上(shàng )肖(🚆)(xiāo )冰的房间

肖冰刚睡醒之前(🚆)才突然发现李瑶(🚆)不见了他(🚆)上上下下找(🚆)遍了旅馆(🚆)(guǎn )的男女卫生(🚆)间(jiān )都就没(🚆)找到李瑶急得把休息的(de )服(fú )务员推(tuī )醒服(🚆)务(🚆)员有(🚆)经验(🚆)旅馆大门夜间都是上锁的不可能(🚆)一个(🚆)大活人(rén )在虚(🚆)空中(zhō(🚆)ng )就消(🚆)失了服务员(🚆)跟肖(xiā(🚆)o )冰(bīng )说这都(🚆)发(fā )生了(🚆)什么两三回了都是旅(🚆)客喝了(le )酒(jiǔ )半夜走(🚆)错了房(fáng )间(🚆)还过(🚆)多(🚆)过误解(jiě )

李(lǐ(🚆) )瑶在我的房间(🚆)睡到三点(🚆)多(duō(🚆) )醒了看见(jiàn )旁(🚆)边(biān )睡(shuì )的(🚆)是(🚆)小齐媳妇自己都懵(měng )了(le )小(🚆)齐媳妇让她(🚆)最好不要过多追(🚆)究说要你应该相(xiàng )信(xìn )你的心性肖(xiāo )冰(🚆)到时看他(tā )怎么(me )表(🚆)现(xiàn )随后(🚆)两个女人就房间(jiān )中一起(🚆)(qǐ(🚆) )聊天静(jìng )等(🚆)肖(🚆)(xiāo )冰的到来

听说(🚆)过当(🚆)然了是乌龙一场肖冰不好意(yì )思地笑了之后肖冰还没有食言大大方(🚆)方地请我们吃傣(🚆)味大(🚆)餐(🚆)(cān )我们听(🚆)小齐媳妇提(🚆)及后(🚆)来的经(🚆)历(🚆)笑得(🚆)(dé )合不上嘴(zuǐ )她(🚆)还问我大川当时你怎摸这么说聪明机智保下了小夫妻的脸面况且(🚆)还(🚆)(hái )把我推到前(🚆)(qián )面让(🚆)(rà(🚆)ng )我亲身见证了这种奇(🚆)遇

傣味美(🚆)食(shí )

就你机灵可爱点子多又和(🚆)(hé )李瑶聊得来应该个热心肠除开(kāi )你(🚆)另外谁我哈哈大(🚆)笑(🚆)起来反正(zhè(🚆)ng )当时我也没有想到(dà(🚆)o )自己能心生一计一想到找(🚆)小齐媳(xí )妇(🚆)来挡箭多亏我反(🚆)应更快要不(bú )到(🚆)天亮就道(🚆)不(bú )明了(le )

这是一个朋友给我讲的他自己的事我觉得(🚆)那个(gè )朋(🚆)友(yǒu )真很正直(🚆)(zhí )不阿(🚆)遇到了事情会三(sān )思而行在这(🚆)个事(🚆)情(🚆)中他处(🚆)理得(🚆)仙魔无界妥当不背信弃义不但(dàn )很心细地以(yǐ )维护(🚆)了他人的声(shēng )誉是一(yī )个好(hǎo )男(nán )人

4在农村睡(shuì(🚆) )大炕有哪些有(🚆)意思的事(🚆)

小时候尿(🚆)炕然后(hòu )跑到(dào )我姐被(🚆)窝去睡到(dào )了(🚆)(le )早上(🚆)我不承(🚆)(chéng )认是我(wǒ )尿的炕我赖我(🚆)姐尿的(de )哈哈(🚆)给我姐整得晚(wǎn )上睡觉都不爱(🚆)挨(🚆)着我

在炕上睡觉完(wá(🚆)n )全没有隐私(🚆)可言(yán )放(fàng )个屁(🚆)都听的(🚆)很清楚有一(🚆)天我睡(🚆)(shuì )觉之前吃(🚆)的萝卜还是生吃的再喝点(🚆)凉(🚆)水躺在被窝里那(🚆)(nà )屁(🚆)一个接(🚆)(jiē )着一个整得一(🚆)被(🚆)窝臭味加(jiā(🚆) )萝卜味的混(hún )合味(wèi )那时候还是在亲戚家(🚆)表(🚆)弟和表(🚆)姐都笑话我是放屁大王我还故(🚆)意(🚆)用被子把臭味往(🚆)她们那边扇(shàn )风熏的她们不睡觉都过了打我哈哈

还有一次去(🚆)亲(🚆)戚家(🚆)住大(🚆)人(🚆)(ré(🚆)n )没在家就(🚆)(jiù(🚆) )我们几个(🚆)小孩在家睡觉之前我(🚆)们怕(🚆)冷就(jiù )一个劲的烧(🚆)柴(chái )火(🚆)结果把(🚆)(bǎ )炕席烧(shāo )胡(🚆)了还差点烧着了那一夜(🚆)我们谁也没睡着因为炕上太(🚆)热了往那一躺(🚆)就烫的受不了(🚆)我(🚆)(wǒ )们(🚆)几个(🚆)(gè )小孩干脆(🚆)(cuì(🚆) )就不(🚆)睡了就在炕上坐着(zhe )打闹了一宿那时候真(🚆)有意思呀