丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋(⌚)片尾曲
• 2你曾经(jīng )看(⌚)到过的毁三观的画(huà )面(⌚)是什么
• 3你曾经(⌚)做过最羞耻(⌚)的事情是什么
• 4你(⌚)听(⌚)过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱(chàng )FloRidaKeha

编(⌚)曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(⌚)音乐(lè )人(rén )

所属(⌚)专辑(⌚)HereComesTheWeekend

英文(⌚)(wén )歌(⌚)词(⌚)(cí )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三(⌚)观的画面(miàn )是什么

3你曾经(⌚)做过最羞耻的事情是什么

4你(⌚)听(tīng )过(⌚)或(⌚)看过哪些变态(⌚)故(⌚)事

几大桌子(⌚)(zǐ )的宾客正(⌚)吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠(⌚)院墙的几(jǐ )桌客人一(⌚)阵大乱

大家闷哼看过来原(⌚)来(lái )是是院墙隔壁(bì )有一(⌚)些邪秽的东西(⌚)不时(shí )飞过(⌚)(guò )来

酒菜不能不能再(⌚)吃(chī )一些宾客的衣服也沾了脏很多人都气的(de )怒(nù )骂

做为(⌚)主人的二舅也就肯定不能不闻不问

他跟宾客(kè )们道(⌚)了(le )几句歉就拿梯子爬(pá )到院墙和(hé )邻居(⌚)对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎(⌚)折腾(⌚)我也就(⌚)(jiù )忍(rěn )了今天你去(⌚)见这样(⌚)多人跟(⌚)我(wǒ )较劲我非(⌚)撕烂你的(⌚)嘴(zuǐ )巴不可二舅站(⌚)在梯子气极败(⌚)坏的骂道

吴明(⌚)宏你有胆(dǎn )子就再试试你一天不把事情能解(jiě(⌚) )决好老娘就一天不放你对面传他们来(lái )了一个妇女的骂声

二舅家农村(⌚)的房子是挨得(⌚)很近隔壁建的

以前房子(⌚)一样(⌚)高下雨天各家屋(⌚)上的雨水(shuǐ )向着(⌚)瓦片淌入各家(⌚)院(yuàn )里

可(⌚)二(⌚)舅拆了旧房起新(xīn )房新房比隔壁的房子高了半米(⌚)角(⌚)上(⌚)的(⌚)雨(yǔ(⌚) )水(⌚)就往隔壁屋顶上(⌚)流肯定也(⌚)就进了他家的院子

不过(guò )这也并非有(⌚)什么(⌚)(me )大事

流到院(⌚)子里院(⌚)(yuàn )子里的(⌚)确就有排水沟能有什么(me )东西影响呢(ne )

不(bú )过王桂英(yīng )不这样想

原来(⌚)大家(jiā(⌚) )大(⌚)都庄稼人靠天收(⌚)成(chéng )经济(jì(⌚) )条件不多邻里关系(xì )也美满(⌚)和(⌚)谐

可二舅(⌚)这几(⌚)年(⌚)地里活不(bú(⌚) )忙就(⌚)去(⌚)城里打零工挣(⌚)的钱盖了这(⌚)几(⌚)间新(⌚)(xīn )瓦(⌚)房

些农(⌚)村人就有这(zhè )个红眼病见岂能(⌚)(néng )别人比(⌚)自己过的好尤其是以(yǐ )前都觉(jiào )得不如你(⌚)自己的

王(wáng )桂(⌚)英就一直(zhí )看(kàn )不起(qǐ(⌚) )二舅

王(⌚)桂(⌚)英的(de )男人叫陈四虎

名(⌚)字(zì )里(⌚)面(⌚)只(zhī )不过(⌚)有个(⌚)虎字但是是只(zhī )病猫(⌚)

陈四虎老实的三棍(⌚)子打不出个屁来

他怕(⌚)事平(⌚)时家里的事全是王桂英撑腰

今天(⌚)二舅(⌚)摆上梁酒王桂英不(⌚)知好歹找(zhǎo )碴陈四虎就躲在屋(wū )里不出头(⌚)

陈四虎你出不出来(⌚)管(guǎ(⌚)n )一管你如果这(zhè )样再不论别怪我(wǒ )一点(diǎ(⌚)n )也不客(kè )气了(⌚)王桂英骂的(⌚)真的很难听(⌚)手(shǒ(⌚)u )中(zhōng )还不时的铲着鸡粪(⌚)猪粪往院子(zǐ )这(zhè )边甩二舅实(⌚)在是忍无可忍的道

爹(⌚)(diē(⌚) )你(nǐ )跟他啰唆什么呢东西(xī )啊大表哥(gē(⌚) )的(⌚)确对二舅(⌚)实在(⌚)是太温和的处(chù )理不满

大表哥拿板(⌚)凳攀(⌚)过了院墙可(kě )以(⌚)打开了隔(⌚)(gé )壁的(⌚)大门

早守在门口的二表哥带着兴奋(⌚)几(jǐ )个堂兄弟一(yī )拥而上夺(⌚)过王(wá(⌚)ng )桂英手中(⌚)(zhōng )的(de )铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村(⌚)里(⌚)几个干部也几人就(jiù )把(⌚)众人给(⌚)抽(chō(⌚)u )开了

王桂英说要(⌚)可以报(bào )警村书记许红星嘲弄道王(⌚)桂英你有脸打110人家摆(⌚)酒席你泼屎(⌚)打了(⌚)你(nǐ )又是活该倒霉你(⌚)今(⌚)天要不向吴(⌚)老二道(dà(⌚)o )歉吧看我咋(⌚)收(shōu )拾好(hǎo )你(⌚)

王(wáng )桂英哪(⌚)里肯去道歉(qiàn )

她(⌚)见所(⌚)有人都奚落她的不是顿时就气的(⌚)要(⌚)撞墙(qiáng )自(⌚)戕

更何况几人(rén )的人多把她给拉(⌚)住了(⌚)

这时候场面僵(jiāng )在(zài )原地了(⌚)(le )几方面(⌚)都下不(⌚)来(⌚)台

更何况陈四虎从房里(lǐ )走了(⌚)出(⌚)(chū )来(⌚)(lái )他向二舅道(⌚)了歉还(⌚)向许书记只要管(guǎn )好老婆自愿来陪偿二(⌚)舅三百(bǎi )块钱王桂英也被懦(nuò )弱的陈四虎气的一时(shí )间(jiān )回了娘家事情才算(⌚)告了(le )一段落(⌚)(luò )

事情下来了一(⌚)年多我(wǒ )又回(⌚)来了一(⌚)(yī )次二舅家吃饭不这(⌚)回(huí )是白事

王桂英那次受了气虽说(⌚)对(duì )二舅一家耿耿于怀但更气(⌚)陈(chén )四虎的太窝(⌚)囊

她天天(tiān )上更加(⌚)变本(⌚)加厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱(ruò )无能终(⌚)于成(⌚)功(⌚)把陈四(⌚)(sì )虎给烧穿了(⌚)

那天(⌚)(tiān )二(⌚)舅还(hái )在城里去打工二舅(jiù )妈一个(gè )人(⌚)在菜地(⌚)干活的人(⌚)

陈四虎那(⌚)着砍(⌚)草的镰刀来到菜地把(⌚)二(⌚)舅妈砍翻(⌚)在地(dì )

镰刀再锋利但(⌚)远远(yuǎn )超出长度也(yě )没办法一下把人脑(nǎo )袋(⌚)砍下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌(⌚)的村民的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍下了(le )二舅妈(⌚)的脑袋

接着提(⌚)着(⌚)血(xuè )淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到了王(wáng )桂英(⌚)面前

你看一下我倒底有没(⌚)窝囊废有胆量的村民伏在(⌚)门(⌚)缝(⌚)上(⌚)(shàng )见到他这样的话问王桂(guì(⌚) )英(⌚)

王桂英被吓的魂不附体号陶痛哭

陈四虎得意(⌚)地(⌚)的压了一桶水(⌚)洗干净的手脚(⌚)正坐在堂屋(wū(⌚) )看(⌚)电(diàn )视(⌚)节目

很快地J察就进了村立即逮捕(⌚)了陈(chén )四虎(⌚)

法医仵作验尸让亲(qīn )戚(⌚)邻里自(⌚)己去看

大夏天放了(⌚)一(yī )两天的(de )人(⌚)(rén )头(⌚)恶臭很难闻看完的人都吐了

吃东西的(de )那天王桂英是没有再找你麻(⌚)烦

她家的门上落了锁没人明白(bái )了(⌚)她去哪了