丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋(⌚)片尾曲
• 2你曾经(jīng )看到(dà(⌚)o )过的毁三(⌚)观的画(huà )面(⌚)是什(⌚)么
• 3你曾经做过(guò )最羞耻的事情(qíng )是什么
• 4你听过或(huò )看(⌚)过哪些变态故(gù )事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(chuàng )作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音(yīn )乐(⌚)人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(⌚)歌(⌚)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三观的(⌚)画面是什么(me )

3你曾经做过最羞耻(⌚)的(⌚)事情是什么

4你听过(guò )或看过哪些变态(⌚)故事(⌚)

几(jǐ )大桌子的宾客正吃(⌚)几顿的兴(xì(⌚)ng )奋突(⌚)然之间靠院墙的几(⌚)桌(⌚)客人(rén )一阵大乱

大(dà(⌚) )家闷哼看(⌚)过(guò )来原(⌚)来是是院(⌚)墙隔壁有(⌚)一些邪(⌚)秽(⌚)的东西不(⌚)时(shí(⌚) )飞过来

酒菜不(bú )能不能再(⌚)吃(⌚)一些宾客的衣服也沾(zhān )了脏很多人都气的怒(⌚)(nù )骂

做(⌚)为主人(⌚)(rén )的二舅也就肯定(dìng )不能不(bú )闻不问

他跟宾客(⌚)们(⌚)道了几句歉就拿梯(tī )子爬到院墙和邻居(⌚)对骂

王桂(⌚)英我XXXXX你平(⌚)时跟我(wǒ )瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你去见这样多人跟我较劲我(wǒ )非撕(⌚)烂(làn )你的嘴巴(⌚)不(bú )可(⌚)二舅站在(zài )梯子(⌚)气极(⌚)败坏的骂道

吴明宏你(nǐ )有胆子(⌚)就再(zài )试试你一天不把事情能解决(⌚)好老娘就(⌚)一(⌚)(yī )天(⌚)不放你对面传他们(men )来(⌚)(lái )了一个妇(fù )女(nǚ )的骂声

二舅家农(nóng )村的房子是挨(⌚)得很(hěn )近隔(⌚)壁(⌚)建的(⌚)

以前房子一(⌚)样高(⌚)下(xià )雨天各家屋上的雨水向(xiàng )着(zhe )瓦片淌入各家院(⌚)里

可(⌚)二(⌚)舅拆了旧(⌚)房起新房新房(⌚)比隔(gé )壁的(de )房子(⌚)高了半(bàn )米角上的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋顶上流肯(kěn )定(dì(⌚)ng )也就进了(le )他(⌚)家的院子(⌚)

不过(⌚)这也并非有什么大事

流到(⌚)院子(zǐ )里院子里的确就有排水沟能有什么东西(⌚)影响呢(⌚)(ne )

不过(⌚)王桂英不这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠(⌚)天收(⌚)成经济条件不多邻(⌚)里关(⌚)(guān )系也美满和谐

可二舅(⌚)这(zhè )几(⌚)年(⌚)地里活不(⌚)忙就(⌚)去城里打零(líng )工挣的钱盖了这几间新瓦(⌚)房

些农村人就有这(⌚)个红眼病见(jià(⌚)n )岂能别人比自己过的好(hǎo )尤其是以前都觉得不(⌚)(bú )如你自己的(⌚)

王桂(guì )英就一直看不起二(⌚)舅

王桂英的男(⌚)人(⌚)叫陈四虎(hǔ )

名(⌚)字里面只不过有个虎字但是是只(⌚)病猫

陈四虎老(⌚)(lǎo )实的三棍子打不(⌚)出(chū )个屁来

他(⌚)怕事(⌚)平(⌚)时家(jiā )里(⌚)的事全是王桂英撑腰

今(jīn )天(tiān )二舅摆上(⌚)(shàng )梁酒王桂英不知好歹(dǎi )找碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不(⌚)出头(⌚)

陈(⌚)(chén )四虎你(⌚)出不出来管一管(guǎn )你如(⌚)(rú )果这样(⌚)再(⌚)不论别怪(⌚)我一点也不客气了王桂英骂的真的(⌚)很难听(tī(⌚)ng )手中(⌚)还不时的铲(chǎn )着(zhe )鸡(⌚)粪猪粪往院子这边甩二舅(jiù )实在(⌚)是忍(rěn )无(wú )可忍的道

爹你(⌚)跟他(⌚)啰(luō )唆什么呢东西啊大表哥的确对(⌚)二舅(jiù )实在是太(⌚)温和(⌚)的处理不满(⌚)

大表哥拿板凳攀过(⌚)(guò )了院(⌚)墙可以(yǐ )打(⌚)开了隔壁(⌚)(bì )的(⌚)大门

早守在门(mén )口的二表哥带着(⌚)兴奋几(⌚)个堂兄(⌚)弟一拥(yōng )而(ér )上(shàng )夺过王桂(⌚)英手中的铁锹出(⌚)来是一顿(⌚)打

幸好(⌚)村里(lǐ )几个干部(⌚)也几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂(⌚)英说要可以报(⌚)警村(⌚)(cūn )书记(⌚)许红星嘲(chá(⌚)o )弄道王(⌚)桂英你(⌚)有脸打110人家摆(⌚)酒(jiǔ )席(xí(⌚) )你泼屎打了你又(⌚)是活该(gāi )倒霉你今天要不向吴(⌚)老二(⌚)道(dào )歉吧(ba )看我咋收拾好你

王(⌚)(wá(⌚)ng )桂英(yīng )哪里肯去道(⌚)歉

她(⌚)见所(suǒ )有人都奚落她的(de )不(bú )是顿时就气的要撞(zhuàng )墙自戕

更何况几人(⌚)的人(rén )多把她给(⌚)拉(⌚)住(zhù(⌚) )了(⌚)

这时候(⌚)场面(⌚)僵在原(⌚)地了几(⌚)方面都下不来(⌚)台

更何(hé )况陈(ché(⌚)n )四虎从房(fáng )里(lǐ )走了(⌚)出来他(tā )向(⌚)二舅道了歉(⌚)还向许书记(jì )只要(⌚)管(⌚)(guǎ(⌚)n )好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅三百(⌚)(bǎi )块钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的(⌚)一时间(⌚)回了娘家事情(qíng )才算告了一段落

事(shì )情下来(⌚)了一年多我又回来了(le )一次二舅家(⌚)吃饭不这回是白事(⌚)

王桂英那次受了气(⌚)虽说对二舅一家耿耿于怀但更气陈四虎的太窝囊

她(tā(⌚) )天天上更(⌚)加变本加厉的数落陈(chén )四虎的(⌚)懦弱无能终于成功把(⌚)(bǎ )陈四虎给(⌚)烧(⌚)穿了

那(⌚)天二舅还在城里去打工二舅妈一个人(⌚)(rén )在菜地干活的人

陈四虎(hǔ )那着砍草的(⌚)镰刀来到菜地把(bǎ )二舅(jiù )妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远远超出长度也(yě )没办法一(⌚)下把人(rén )脑(⌚)袋砍下来

陈四(sì )虎(⌚)面(mià(⌚)n )驳(⌚)周边惊慌(huāng )的村民的面(miàn )一镰刀一镰刀的砍下了二(èr )舅妈(⌚)的脑(⌚)袋

接着提(⌚)着血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到(⌚)了(⌚)(le )王桂英面前

你看一下我倒底(⌚)有(⌚)没窝(⌚)囊废(⌚)有胆量的村(⌚)(cūn )民伏在门(⌚)缝上见到他这样的话问王桂(guì )英

王(wáng )桂英被吓的魂不附体号陶(⌚)痛哭(⌚)

陈四虎(⌚)得意地的压(⌚)了(le )一(yī )桶(⌚)水洗干(gàn )净的手脚正坐在堂屋(⌚)看电(diàn )视节目

很(⌚)快地J察(⌚)就进(⌚)了村(cūn )立即逮捕了(le )陈(chén )四虎

法医仵(⌚)作验尸让亲(qīn )戚(⌚)邻(⌚)里自己去(⌚)看

大夏天放了一两天的人(⌚)头恶臭(⌚)很(hěn )难(ná(⌚)n )闻看完的人都(dōu )吐了

吃东西(⌚)的那(⌚)天王桂英是(⌚)没有再找你麻烦(fán )

她家(⌚)的门上落了锁(suǒ )没人(ré(⌚)n )明(míng )白(⌚)(bái )了(⌚)她去(⌚)哪了