丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋(lòu )片尾(wěi )曲(⌚)
• 2你曾经看到过的毁三(sā(⌚)n )观的画面是什么(⌚)
• 3你(⌚)曾经做过(guò )最(⌚)羞(⌚)耻(⌚)的事(⌚)情是什么
• 4你(nǐ )听过或看过哪些变态故(⌚)事

1丑陋片尾曲(⌚)

RightRound

演(⌚)唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(⌚)

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(⌚)歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(⌚)曾经看(⌚)到过的毁三观(guān )的(⌚)画面(⌚)(miàn )是什么(⌚)(me )

3你曾经做过最(⌚)羞耻的事(⌚)情是(shì )什么

4你听(⌚)过或(⌚)看过哪些变(⌚)态故事

几大桌子(zǐ )的宾客(⌚)正吃几顿的兴奋突(⌚)然之间(⌚)靠院(yuàn )墙(qiáng )的几桌客(⌚)人一阵大乱

大家闷(mèn )哼(⌚)看过来原(yuán )来是是院墙隔壁有一些(⌚)邪秽(⌚)(huì )的东西(xī(⌚) )不时飞过来

酒(⌚)(jiǔ )菜不(bú )能不能再(zài )吃一些(⌚)宾客的衣服也沾了脏(⌚)(zāng )很(⌚)多人都气的怒骂(mà )

做为主人(ré(⌚)n )的(⌚)二舅也就肯定不能不闻不问

他跟(⌚)宾客们道了几句歉就拿梯子爬到(⌚)院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你(⌚)去见这样多(duō )人(rén )跟我较(⌚)劲我(⌚)非撕(⌚)烂你(nǐ )的嘴巴(⌚)不可二舅站在梯子气(qì )极败坏的骂(⌚)道

吴(wú )明宏你(nǐ )有胆子就再试试你一天不把事情能解决好老娘就一(⌚)天不放你对面传(⌚)他们来了一(yī )个妇女的骂声

二(⌚)舅家(⌚)农(nóng )村的(de )房(⌚)子是(⌚)挨得很近(jìn )隔壁建的

以前房子一样高(⌚)下(⌚)雨天各家屋上的雨水向着(zhe )瓦片淌入各家院里

可二(⌚)舅(⌚)(jiù )拆(⌚)了(⌚)旧(⌚)房起新房新房(⌚)比(⌚)隔壁的房子高了半米角(⌚)上的雨(yǔ )水(⌚)就(⌚)往隔壁(bì(⌚) )屋顶上流肯定也就进了(le )他家的院子

不(⌚)过这也(yě )并非有什么大事

流(⌚)到院子里院子里(⌚)的确(⌚)就有(yǒu )排水沟能有什么东(⌚)西影响(⌚)呢

不(⌚)过王桂英不这样想

原来(⌚)大家大都庄稼人(⌚)靠(kào )天收(⌚)成经济条件不多(⌚)邻里关系也美满和谐

可二(⌚)舅这几年地里活不(bú )忙就去城里(⌚)打零工挣(⌚)的钱盖了这几间新瓦房(⌚)

些农村人(⌚)就有这个红眼病见岂能(⌚)别人比自(⌚)己过的(⌚)好尤其是(⌚)以(yǐ )前(⌚)都觉得不如你自(zì )己(jǐ(⌚) )的

王(wá(⌚)ng )桂(⌚)英(⌚)就一直看不起二(⌚)舅

王(⌚)桂英(⌚)的(⌚)男(⌚)人(⌚)叫陈四虎

名(⌚)字里面(miàn )只不过有个(⌚)虎(⌚)字但是(shì )是只病猫

陈四(⌚)虎老实的(⌚)三棍子打不出(⌚)个屁来

他(tā )怕事平时家里的事全(⌚)是王桂英撑腰

今天二舅摆上梁酒王桂(⌚)英不知(⌚)好歹找碴陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)就躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎(⌚)你出不出来管一管你如果这样再不论别怪我一点也不(⌚)(bú )客气了王桂英骂的真的很难听手中还不时的铲着鸡粪猪(⌚)粪(⌚)往院(⌚)子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可忍(⌚)的道

爹(diē )你(nǐ )跟他啰唆(⌚)什么呢东西啊(⌚)大表哥的确对(⌚)(duì )二舅实在是太温和的(⌚)(de )处理不满

大表哥(⌚)拿(⌚)板凳攀过了(⌚)院(⌚)墙(⌚)可以打开了隔壁的大门

早守在(⌚)门口的二表哥带着兴(⌚)奋几个堂(táng )兄弟一拥而上夺过(guò )王桂英手中的铁锹出来(⌚)是(⌚)一顿(dùn )打

幸(⌚)好村里几(⌚)个干部(bù )也(yě )几人就(⌚)把众人给(⌚)抽开了

王桂(guì )英说(shuō )要可以(⌚)(yǐ(⌚) )报警(⌚)村书记许红星嘲(cháo )弄道王桂英(⌚)你(⌚)有脸打110人家(jiā )摆酒席你泼(⌚)屎打了你又是活该倒(⌚)霉你今天要不(bú )向吴老二道(dào )歉吧(⌚)看我咋(zǎ )收拾好你

王桂英哪里肯(⌚)(kě(⌚)n )去(⌚)道(⌚)歉

她见所(suǒ )有(⌚)人都奚落她的不是顿时(shí )就气的要撞墙自戕

更(⌚)何况(kuàng )几人的人多把她给拉(⌚)住了

这时候(⌚)场面僵(jiāng )在原地(⌚)(dì )了(⌚)(le )几(⌚)方面都(dōu )下不(bú )来台

更何(⌚)况陈(⌚)(ché(⌚)n )四虎从房里走了出来他向(⌚)二舅(⌚)道了歉还(⌚)向许(⌚)书记只要管好老婆自愿来陪(péi )偿二舅(⌚)三百块钱(qián )王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回了(⌚)娘家事(shì )情才算(suàn )告了一段落

事(⌚)情下来了(le )一年多我又回来了一次(⌚)二舅家吃饭不(⌚)这回是白(⌚)事

王桂英那次受了气(qì )虽(⌚)说对二舅(jiù )一(yī )家(jiā )耿(gěng )耿于怀但更气陈四虎的太窝囊

她(⌚)天天上更(gèng )加变本(⌚)加厉(lì )的数落陈(chén )四虎的懦弱无能(⌚)终于成功把陈四虎给烧(⌚)穿了(⌚)(le )

那(nà )天(⌚)二舅还在城(⌚)里去(⌚)(qù )打工二舅妈一个人在菜地干活的(⌚)人(⌚)

陈(⌚)四(sì )虎那(nà )着砍(⌚)草的镰(⌚)刀来(⌚)到菜地把(bǎ )二(⌚)舅妈砍翻在地(dì )

镰刀(dāo )再(zài )锋利但远(⌚)远超出(chū )长度(dù(⌚) )也没(méi )办法一下把(⌚)人(rén )脑袋砍下来(lá(⌚)i )

陈四虎(hǔ )面驳周边惊(jīng )慌的村(cū(⌚)n )民的(⌚)面一镰(⌚)刀一镰刀的砍下(⌚)了二舅(jiù )妈的(⌚)脑袋

接(jiē )着提着血淋(⌚)淋的的脑袋回(huí )到(dào )家(jiā )里(⌚)扔到(⌚)了王(⌚)桂英面前

你看(⌚)一下(⌚)我倒底有没窝囊废有(yǒu )胆量的(⌚)村(⌚)民伏(⌚)在门缝上(⌚)(shàng )见到他这样的话问王桂英

王桂(guì )英被吓的魂不(bú )附(⌚)体号陶痛哭

陈(⌚)四(⌚)虎得意地的压了一桶水洗(xǐ )干(⌚)净的手脚正坐在(⌚)堂屋看(kàn )电(⌚)视节目

很快(⌚)地J察就进了村立即逮捕了陈四虎

法医(⌚)仵作(⌚)验尸让(⌚)亲(⌚)戚(⌚)邻(⌚)里自己去看

大夏天放了(le )一两天的人头恶臭很难闻看完(⌚)的(⌚)人(rén )都吐了

吃东西的那(⌚)天王桂英是没(⌚)有再(⌚)找你麻(má )烦

她家的(de )门上落了锁没人明(⌚)白了(le )她(⌚)去(⌚)哪(⌚)了(⌚)