丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(chǒ(⌚)u )陋片尾曲
• 2你(⌚)曾(céng )经(⌚)看到过的毁三(⌚)观的(⌚)(de )画(huà(⌚) )面(⌚)是什么
• 3你(⌚)(nǐ )曾经做(zuò )过最(⌚)羞耻的(⌚)事情是(shì )什(⌚)么
• 4你(⌚)听过或看过(guò )哪(⌚)些变态故事(⌚)

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(chuàng )作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所(⌚)属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(wén )歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(⌚)(nǐ )曾(⌚)经看到过(guò )的毁三观的画(huà )面是什么

3你曾(⌚)(céng )经做(zuò )过最羞耻的事(⌚)(shì )情(⌚)是(shì )什么

4你听过或看过哪(nǎ )些变态故事

几(⌚)大(⌚)桌子的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠(kào )院(yuàn )墙的几桌客人一阵(⌚)大乱(⌚)

大(dà )家闷哼看(kàn )过来原来是是院墙隔壁(⌚)有(⌚)一些邪秽(⌚)的(⌚)东西不(⌚)时(⌚)飞(fēi )过来

酒菜(⌚)不能不(⌚)能(⌚)再吃一些宾客的(⌚)衣服也沾了脏(zāng )很多(⌚)人都气的怒骂(mà )

做为主人(⌚)的二舅也就肯(⌚)定不能不(⌚)闻不问

他(⌚)跟宾客们道(⌚)了几句歉就拿梯(tī )子(⌚)爬到院墙和(⌚)邻居对骂

王桂英(⌚)我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我也就忍了(le )今(⌚)天(tiā(⌚)n )你去见这样多(⌚)人跟(⌚)我较(⌚)劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴(⌚)(bā )不(bú )可二舅站(zhàn )在梯(⌚)子气极败坏的骂道

吴明宏你有(⌚)(yǒu )胆子就再试试你一天不把事情能解决好老(⌚)(lǎo )娘就一天不放你对面传(chuán )他们来(⌚)了一个(⌚)妇(⌚)女(nǚ(⌚) )的(⌚)骂声

二舅家农村的(⌚)(de )房子是挨得(⌚)(dé )很近隔壁建的

以前房(⌚)子一样高(gāo )下雨天(⌚)各家屋上的雨水(shuǐ )向着瓦(⌚)片淌(⌚)入各家院里(⌚)

可二(⌚)舅拆了旧房起新房新房比隔壁的房子高了(⌚)(le )半米角上的(⌚)雨(⌚)水就往隔壁屋顶上流肯(⌚)定也就进了他(⌚)家(jiā(⌚) )的院子

不过(⌚)这也(yě )并非(fē(⌚)i )有什么大事(⌚)

流(⌚)到院子(zǐ )里院子里的确就(jiù )有排水沟能有(⌚)什么东西影响呢

不过王桂英不这样想

原来大家(⌚)大都庄稼人靠(kào )天收成(⌚)经济(jì )条件(jiàn )不(bú )多邻里关系(xì )也美(⌚)满和谐

可二舅这几年地里(⌚)活不忙就(jiù )去(qù )城(⌚)里打(dǎ )零(líng )工(gōng )挣(zhèng )的钱盖了这几间新瓦(wǎ )房(⌚)

些农村人(⌚)就有这个红眼病见岂能别人比(⌚)(bǐ )自己过(guò )的好(hǎo )尤其是(⌚)以前都觉得不(⌚)如你自己的

王桂(guì )英(⌚)就一直看不起二(⌚)舅

王桂英(⌚)的男(⌚)人叫陈(⌚)四虎(⌚)

名字里面只不过有个虎字(⌚)但(⌚)是是只病猫(⌚)

陈四虎老实的三棍(⌚)子(zǐ )打不出个屁来

他(⌚)怕事平时家里的(⌚)事全是王桂英撑(⌚)腰

今天二(⌚)舅摆(⌚)上梁酒(⌚)王(⌚)桂英(yīng )不知好歹找(⌚)(zhǎo )碴(⌚)陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈(⌚)四虎你出(⌚)不(⌚)出来(lái )管(guǎn )一(yī )管你(⌚)(nǐ(⌚) )如(⌚)果这样再(zài )不论别怪(⌚)(guài )我一点(⌚)也不(⌚)客气了王桂英(⌚)骂(⌚)的真的很难听手中还不时(⌚)的铲着(⌚)鸡粪猪(⌚)粪(⌚)往院(yuà(⌚)n )子这边(⌚)甩二(⌚)(è(⌚)r )舅实在是忍(⌚)无可忍的(⌚)道

爹你跟(gēn )他(⌚)啰唆(⌚)什么呢东西啊大表哥的确对二(⌚)舅实(⌚)在是(⌚)太温和的处(⌚)理不(bú(⌚) )满

大表(biǎo )哥拿(⌚)板凳攀过了(⌚)院(yuàn )墙可以打(dǎ )开了隔壁的(⌚)大门(⌚)

早守在门口(⌚)的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而(é(⌚)r )上夺过王(⌚)桂英手(shǒu )中的铁锹出来是一(⌚)顿(dùn )打

幸(⌚)好村里几个干部也几人(rén )就把众人给抽(⌚)开了(⌚)

王桂英(yīng )说要可以报警(⌚)村书记许红(⌚)星嘲弄道王桂(⌚)英你有脸打110人家(jiā )摆酒席你(⌚)泼(pō )屎(⌚)打了你又是活该倒霉(méi )你今天要不向吴老二(èr )道(⌚)歉吧(⌚)(ba )看(⌚)我咋收拾好你

王(⌚)桂英哪(⌚)里(⌚)(lǐ )肯去道(dào )歉

她(tā )见所有人都奚落她的不是顿时就气的要撞墙自戕

更何况几人的人多把她给拉住了

这时候(hòu )场面(⌚)(miàn )僵在原地了(le )几方面都下(⌚)不来台(⌚)

更何况陈(⌚)(chén )四(sì )虎从房里走了出来他向二舅(⌚)道了(le )歉(⌚)还向许(⌚)书记只(zhī )要(yà(⌚)o )管(⌚)好老(⌚)婆自愿(⌚)来陪偿二舅三百块(kuài )钱(⌚)王(wáng )桂英也(yě )被(⌚)懦弱的(⌚)陈四虎(hǔ )气(qì(⌚) )的(⌚)一(yī )时(⌚)(shí )间回(⌚)了娘家事情才(cá(⌚)i )算告(gào )了一段落

事(⌚)情下来了一年多我又(⌚)回来了(⌚)一次二舅家(⌚)吃饭(⌚)(fà(⌚)n )不这回是白事

王桂英那次受了气虽说对二舅一家耿(⌚)耿于怀但更(⌚)气陈四虎的(⌚)太(⌚)窝囊

她(⌚)天天上更加变本加厉(lì(⌚) )的数落(⌚)(luò(⌚) )陈四虎(⌚)的懦(⌚)弱无能终于成功把陈四虎给(⌚)烧穿(chuān )了

那天二舅还在城(chéng )里去打工二舅妈一(⌚)个人在菜地干活(huó )的人

陈四虎那着砍草(cǎo )的镰刀(⌚)来到(⌚)菜地把(⌚)二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋(⌚)利但远远超出长(⌚)度也没办法(fǎ )一下把人(⌚)脑袋砍(⌚)(kǎn )下来

陈(⌚)四虎面驳周边惊慌(⌚)的(de )村民的面一镰刀一镰刀的(de )砍下了二舅(jiù )妈(mā(⌚) )的脑袋(⌚)

接(⌚)着提着血淋淋的的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂英(⌚)面前

你看一下(⌚)我倒底有没窝囊废有胆(dǎn )量(liàng )的村民伏在门缝上见到他(tā )这样的话问王(⌚)桂英

王桂英被(⌚)吓(⌚)的魂不附(⌚)体(⌚)(tǐ(⌚) )号陶(⌚)痛哭(⌚)

陈四虎得(⌚)意地的压了一(⌚)(yī )桶(⌚)水洗干净的手脚正坐在(zài )堂屋看(kà(⌚)n )电(diàn )视节目

很快地J察就(jiù )进了村立即逮捕了(⌚)陈四虎

法(⌚)医仵作(zuò )验(yàn )尸让亲戚(⌚)邻(⌚)里自己去看(⌚)

大夏天放了(⌚)一两(⌚)天(tiān )的人(rén )头恶臭很难闻看(kàn )完的人都吐了

吃(⌚)东西的(⌚)那(nà )天(tiān )王桂英是没有再找你麻烦(⌚)

她家的(⌚)门上落了锁(⌚)没人明白了(le )她去哪了