丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(⌚)陋片尾曲(⌚)
• 2你曾经看(⌚)到(⌚)过的毁三观(⌚)的画面是什么
• 3你(nǐ(⌚) )曾(⌚)经做过最(⌚)羞耻的(de )事情是(⌚)什(⌚)么
• 4你听过或看过哪(nǎ )些变(⌚)态故事

1丑陋片尾曲(⌚)

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(⌚)创作(⌚)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所属(shǔ(⌚) )专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三(sā(⌚)n )观的画(huà )面是什么

3你曾(céng )经做过(⌚)最羞耻的事情是什么

4你听过或(⌚)看(kà(⌚)n )过哪(nǎ )些(xiē )变态故事(⌚)

几(⌚)大桌(⌚)子的宾客(kè )正吃几顿的(de )兴奋突然之间靠(⌚)院墙(⌚)的几桌(⌚)客人一阵大(dà(⌚) )乱(⌚)

大家闷哼看过来原(⌚)来是(shì )是(⌚)院墙隔(⌚)壁有一些邪秽的(⌚)(de )东(dō(⌚)ng )西不(⌚)时飞过来

酒菜(cài )不能(⌚)不能再吃一些宾客的衣服也沾了脏(zāng )很多(⌚)人都气(qì )的怒(nù )骂(mà(⌚) )

做为主人的(⌚)(de )二舅也就肯定不(⌚)能不(⌚)闻不问

他跟宾客们(⌚)道了几句歉就拿梯子(zǐ )爬(pá )到(⌚)院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我(⌚)XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你(⌚)去见这样多人跟我较(⌚)(jiào )劲(⌚)(jìn )我非撕烂(⌚)你的嘴巴不(⌚)可二(èr )舅站在梯子气极(⌚)败坏的骂道(⌚)

吴明宏你有胆子就(⌚)再(zài )试试(⌚)你一天不把事情能(néng )解(jiě )决好老娘就(⌚)一(⌚)天(tiān )不放你对面传他们来了一个妇女的(⌚)骂声

二(èr )舅家农村的房子是挨得很近隔(⌚)壁建的

以前房(fáng )子一(⌚)样高下雨天各家屋上的雨水向着(⌚)瓦片(pià(⌚)n )淌(tǎ(⌚)ng )入各家院(yuàn )里

可二舅拆了旧房起(⌚)新房新房(⌚)(fáng )比隔壁的房(⌚)子高了半米(⌚)角(⌚)上的(⌚)雨水(⌚)就往隔(⌚)壁屋顶上流肯(⌚)定(⌚)也就(⌚)进了他家的院子(zǐ )

不(bú )过(guò )这也并(⌚)非有什么(⌚)大事

流到院子里院子里的确就(⌚)有(⌚)排(⌚)水(⌚)沟能有什么东西影响(xiǎng )呢

不过(⌚)王桂英不这(⌚)样想

原来大家(jiā )大都庄(zhuāng )稼(⌚)人靠天(⌚)收成经济条件不多邻里(⌚)关系也美满和谐

可(kě(⌚) )二舅(⌚)这几年地里活不忙就去城里打零工挣的钱盖了这几间新瓦房

些农村人就(⌚)有(⌚)这个红眼病见岂(⌚)能(⌚)别人(rén )比自(zì(⌚) )己过的好尤其(⌚)是(⌚)以(⌚)前都觉得不如你自(⌚)己的

王桂英就一直(⌚)看不起二(⌚)舅

王桂(guì )英的男人叫陈四虎

名字里(lǐ(⌚) )面只不(⌚)过(⌚)有个(⌚)虎字但(⌚)是(⌚)是只(⌚)病猫(⌚)

陈四虎(hǔ )老实的三棍子打不出个屁来

他(⌚)怕(⌚)事平(⌚)时家里的事全是王桂英撑(⌚)腰

今天(tiān )二舅摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找(zhǎo )碴陈四虎就躲(⌚)在屋里不出头

陈四虎你(⌚)出不出来管一管你如果这样再不论(lùn )别怪我一点也不客气了王(wáng )桂英骂的真的(de )很难听手中(⌚)还不(⌚)时的(⌚)铲着鸡粪猪(zhū(⌚) )粪(⌚)往院子这(⌚)边甩二舅实在是忍无可忍(⌚)的道

爹(⌚)你(⌚)跟他啰唆什(shí )么呢东西啊大(⌚)表哥的确对二舅实在是太(⌚)(tài )温和的处(chù )理不满

大表哥(⌚)拿板凳攀过了院墙可以(⌚)打开了(le )隔(gé )壁(⌚)的大门

早(⌚)守在(⌚)门口(⌚)的二表哥带着兴奋(⌚)几个堂兄(xiō(⌚)ng )弟一拥(yōng )而(ér )上夺(duó )过王桂英手(⌚)中的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村里几个干部也几人就把(⌚)众人给抽开了(⌚)

王桂英说要可以报(⌚)警村(⌚)书记许红(⌚)星嘲(cháo )弄道王桂英你有脸打(⌚)110人(rén )家摆酒(⌚)(jiǔ )席你(⌚)泼屎(⌚)打(⌚)(dǎ )了你(⌚)又(⌚)是活该倒霉(⌚)你(⌚)(nǐ )今天要不向(xiàng )吴老二道(dào )歉吧看我咋收拾好你

王(wáng )桂(⌚)英哪里肯去道歉

她见所有人(⌚)都奚落她的不是顿时就(jiù )气的要撞(zhuàng )墙自(zì(⌚) )戕

更何(hé )况(kuàng )几人的人多把她(tā )给(⌚)拉住(⌚)了

这时候场面僵在原地了(le )几方(⌚)面都(dōu )下(⌚)不来台

更何况(⌚)陈(ché(⌚)n )四虎(⌚)从房里走了(⌚)出(⌚)来他向二舅道了歉(qiàn )还(⌚)向许(⌚)书记只要管好老婆(⌚)自(zì(⌚) )愿来陪偿二舅三百块钱(⌚)王桂英也被(bèi )懦弱的陈四(⌚)虎气(⌚)的(de )一(⌚)时间回了(le )娘家事(⌚)(shì )情才算告了一段落

事(shì )情下(⌚)来了一年多我又回来了一次二舅家(⌚)(jiā )吃饭不(⌚)这回是白(⌚)事

王(⌚)(wáng )桂英那次受了(le )气虽说对二舅(jiù )一家耿(⌚)耿于怀(⌚)但(⌚)更气(qì )陈四虎(hǔ )的太窝囊

她天(⌚)天上(⌚)更加(⌚)变(⌚)(biàn )本加厉的数(⌚)落陈(⌚)四(⌚)虎的懦(⌚)弱无能(⌚)终于成功把(⌚)陈四虎(hǔ )给烧穿了

那(nà )天(tiān )二(è(⌚)r )舅还(hái )在城里(⌚)去打(dǎ )工(gōng )二(⌚)舅妈一个人在菜(⌚)(cài )地干(⌚)活(⌚)的人

陈(⌚)四(sì )虎那着砍草的镰刀来到菜地把(⌚)二舅妈砍翻在(⌚)地

镰刀再锋利但(⌚)远远(yuǎ(⌚)n )超出长度也没办法一下(xià )把(⌚)人(⌚)脑袋砍下来

陈四虎(⌚)面驳周边惊慌的(⌚)村(⌚)民的(⌚)面一镰(⌚)刀(⌚)一镰刀的(de )砍下了二舅(jiù )妈的脑袋

接着提(⌚)着(zhe )血淋淋的的脑袋回到家(jiā )里(⌚)扔到了王桂英面(⌚)前

你看(kàn )一下(⌚)我倒底有没窝囊废有胆(⌚)量的村民伏在门缝(féng )上见到他这(zhè )样的话问王桂(⌚)英

王(⌚)桂英(yīng )被吓的魂不附体号陶痛(⌚)(tòng )哭

陈(⌚)四虎得(⌚)意地(⌚)的压了(⌚)一桶(⌚)水(⌚)(shuǐ(⌚) )洗干净的(⌚)手脚正(⌚)坐(⌚)在堂屋看电视节目(⌚)

很快地J察就进了村立即(⌚)逮捕了陈四虎

法医(yī )仵作验尸让(ràng )亲戚邻里自(zì )己去看(⌚)

大(⌚)夏(xià )天(tiān )放了一(⌚)(yī(⌚) )两天的人头(⌚)恶臭很难闻看(⌚)(kàn )完的(de )人都吐了(⌚)

吃(⌚)东西的那天王桂英是没有再找你麻烦

她家的门上落(luò )了(le )锁没人(⌚)明(⌚)白了她去哪了