丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你(⌚)曾经看到过的(⌚)毁三观的画(⌚)面是(⌚)什么
• 3你曾经做(⌚)过最(⌚)羞耻的事(⌚)情是什么
• 4你(nǐ )听过或看过哪些变态(tài )故事

1丑陋(lòu )片尾曲

RightRound

演(yǎn )唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(⌚)创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(⌚)音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(jīng )看到过的毁三观的(⌚)画面是什么

3你曾(⌚)经做(⌚)过最(zuì )羞(xiū )耻的事情是什么

4你(nǐ )听过或看过哪些变态故事

几大(dà(⌚) )桌子(⌚)的(⌚)宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突然之(⌚)间靠院墙的几(jǐ )桌客(⌚)人一阵大(⌚)乱

大(dà )家闷哼看(⌚)过(⌚)(guò )来原来(lái )是是院墙(⌚)(qiáng )隔壁有一些(xiē )邪秽的(⌚)东西(⌚)不(⌚)时飞过(⌚)来(lái )

酒菜不能不(⌚)能(néng )再吃一(⌚)些宾客的衣服也沾了脏很(⌚)多人都(dōu )气的怒(⌚)(nù(⌚) )骂

做为(wé(⌚)i )主(⌚)人的(⌚)二舅也(⌚)就肯定不能不闻(wén )不问

他跟宾客(⌚)们道了几句歉(⌚)就拿(ná )梯子爬到院(⌚)墙(qiáng )和邻居(⌚)对骂

王(⌚)桂英我XXXXX你(⌚)平(píng )时跟我瞎折(shé )腾我也就(⌚)忍了今天你(nǐ )去(qù(⌚) )见这样多(⌚)人跟(⌚)我较(jiào )劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴不(⌚)可二舅站在梯子气极(⌚)败坏的骂(⌚)(mà )道(dào )

吴明宏(hóng )你(nǐ )有胆子(⌚)就再试试你一天不(⌚)把事情能(néng )解决好(⌚)老娘就一天不放你(nǐ )对面传(⌚)他(tā(⌚) )们来了(le )一个妇女(⌚)的骂(⌚)声

二舅家(jiā )农村(cūn )的(de )房子(⌚)是挨(āi )得很近隔(⌚)壁建的(⌚)(de )

以前房子(⌚)一样高(gāo )下雨(⌚)天(⌚)各(gè(⌚) )家屋上(⌚)的雨水向着瓦片淌入各家院(⌚)里(⌚)

可(⌚)二舅拆了旧(⌚)房起(⌚)新房新房比隔(gé )壁的(⌚)(de )房子高了半米(mǐ(⌚) )角上(shàng )的雨(⌚)水就往隔壁屋顶(⌚)上流(⌚)肯(kě(⌚)n )定(dìng )也(⌚)就进了他家的(de )院子

不过这也并(⌚)非有什么(⌚)大(dà )事

流到院子里院子里(lǐ )的确(⌚)就(⌚)有排(⌚)水(⌚)沟能(néng )有(⌚)什么东西(xī )影响呢

不过王桂英不(bú )这(zhè(⌚) )样想

原来(⌚)(lái )大家大(⌚)都庄(⌚)稼人靠天(⌚)收成(⌚)经济条件(jiàn )不多邻里关(⌚)系也美(měi )满和(⌚)谐(xié )

可二舅(⌚)这几年地里(⌚)活不(⌚)忙就(⌚)去城里打零(⌚)工挣的钱盖了这几间(⌚)新瓦(wǎ )房

些农(⌚)村人就有这个红眼病见岂能(néng )别人比自己过的(de )好尤其是以前都觉得不如你自己的

王桂英就一直看不起(⌚)二舅

王桂英(yīng )的(⌚)男人叫陈四虎

名字(zì )里面(⌚)只不(bú(⌚) )过有(⌚)(yǒu )个虎字但(⌚)是是只病猫

陈(chén )四虎老实的三棍子打不出个屁来(lá(⌚)i )

他怕(pà )事平时(shí(⌚) )家里的(⌚)事全是王桂英撑腰(yāo )

今天(⌚)二舅(⌚)摆上梁(⌚)酒(jiǔ )王(wáng )桂英不知好(⌚)歹(dǎi )找碴陈(chén )四虎就躲在屋里(lǐ )不出头

陈(⌚)(chén )四虎你出不出(chū )来管一管你如(⌚)果这样再不论别怪(⌚)我一点(⌚)也不客气了王(⌚)桂(⌚)英骂(⌚)的真的很难听手中还不时(shí(⌚) )的铲(⌚)着鸡粪猪粪往(⌚)院子这边甩二(⌚)舅实(⌚)在是忍无(⌚)可忍(⌚)的道(⌚)

爹你跟他啰唆什么呢东(⌚)西(⌚)啊大表哥(⌚)的(⌚)确(⌚)对二舅实(shí )在(⌚)是(shì )太温(⌚)和的处(⌚)理不满

大表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打开(⌚)了隔壁的大(⌚)门(mén )

早守在门口的二表哥带着兴(⌚)奋(⌚)几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺(⌚)(duó )过王(wá(⌚)ng )桂英手中的铁(⌚)锹出来是(shì )一(yī(⌚) )顿(⌚)打(⌚)

幸(xì(⌚)ng )好(hǎo )村里几个(⌚)干部也几(jǐ(⌚) )人就把(⌚)众(zhòng )人给抽(chōu )开了

王桂英说要可以报(⌚)警村书记许红(hóng )星嘲弄(nò(⌚)ng )道王桂英你(⌚)有脸打(⌚)110人家摆(bǎ(⌚)i )酒席你泼(pō )屎(⌚)打(dǎ )了你又是活该倒霉你今天要不向吴老(⌚)(lǎo )二道歉吧看我咋收拾好你

王桂英(⌚)哪(⌚)(nǎ )里肯去道歉(qiàn )

她见(jiàn )所(suǒ )有人都(dōu )奚落她的不(bú(⌚) )是顿时就(⌚)气(⌚)的要撞墙自戕

更何(⌚)(hé )况(kuàng )几(⌚)人的人多把她给拉住了(le )

这时候(hòu )场面僵在原地(⌚)了几方(⌚)面都下(⌚)(xià )不来台

更何况(⌚)陈四(sì )虎(⌚)从(⌚)房里走了出来他(⌚)向二舅道了歉还(⌚)向许书记只要管好老婆自愿来陪(péi )偿(⌚)(cháng )二舅三百(⌚)块钱王桂英也被(⌚)懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回了娘家(⌚)(jiā )事情才算(⌚)告(⌚)了一段落

事情下来了(⌚)一年多(⌚)我(wǒ )又回来了(le )一次(⌚)二舅家(⌚)吃(⌚)饭(⌚)(fà(⌚)n )不(⌚)这回(⌚)是(⌚)白(⌚)事

王桂英(⌚)那次受了气(⌚)(qì )虽说对(duì )二舅一家(⌚)耿耿于怀但更气陈四虎的(⌚)太窝囊

她天天上更(⌚)(gèng )加(⌚)变本(⌚)加厉的数(⌚)落陈四虎(⌚)的懦弱(⌚)无能终于(⌚)成(chéng )功把陈四(⌚)虎给烧穿了(le )

那天(tiān )二舅(⌚)还在城(chéng )里去(qù )打工二舅妈一(⌚)个人在(⌚)菜地干活的人

陈四(sì )虎(⌚)那着砍草的镰刀来到菜地(⌚)(dì )把二舅妈(⌚)砍翻在地

镰(⌚)(lián )刀再锋(⌚)利(⌚)但远远超出长度也(⌚)(yě )没办法一下把人脑袋砍下(xià(⌚) )来(⌚)

陈四虎(⌚)面驳周边惊慌的村民(⌚)的面(mià(⌚)n )一镰(lián )刀一(⌚)镰刀(⌚)的(⌚)砍下了二(èr )舅(⌚)妈的脑袋

接着提着(⌚)血淋淋的的脑(⌚)袋回(huí )到家里扔(rē(⌚)ng )到了王桂英面前

你(⌚)(nǐ )看一下我倒底有(yǒu )没窝囊废有胆量的村民(mín )伏在门缝上见(jiàn )到他这样的(⌚)话问王桂英

王桂英被吓的魂不(⌚)(bú(⌚) )附(fù )体号陶痛(tòng )哭

陈四虎得(⌚)意地的压了(le )一桶水洗(xǐ(⌚) )干净(⌚)的(⌚)手脚(⌚)正坐在(⌚)堂屋看(⌚)电视节目

很快地(⌚)J察(⌚)就进了村立即逮捕了(le )陈四虎

法(⌚)医仵作验尸让亲戚邻里自己去看

大夏天放(⌚)了一(⌚)(yī )两天的(de )人头恶臭很难闻看完(⌚)的(⌚)(de )人都吐(⌚)(tǔ )了

吃(⌚)东西(⌚)的(de )那天王(⌚)桂英是没有(yǒu )再找你(⌚)麻(⌚)烦

她家的(de )门(mén )上(shàng )落了锁没人明白了(le )她去哪了