丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ )
• 2你曾经看到过的毁三观(⌚)(guān )的画面是什么
• 3你曾经做(zuò )过最羞耻的事(⌚)情是什么
• 4你(nǐ )听(tīng )过(⌚)或看(⌚)过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(dě(⌚)ng )音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(jīng )看到过的毁三观的画(⌚)面是(⌚)什么(⌚)

3你曾经做过最羞(⌚)耻的(⌚)事情是什么

4你听过或(huò )看过(⌚)哪些变态(⌚)故事

几(jǐ )大桌子的宾客正吃(⌚)几顿的兴奋突然之间(jiān )靠院(⌚)墙(qiáng )的几桌客人一阵(⌚)大乱

大(⌚)家闷哼看过来(lái )原来是是院(yuàn )墙隔壁有(⌚)一些邪秽的东西(xī )不(⌚)时(shí )飞过来

酒菜不能不能再(⌚)吃一些宾(⌚)客(kè )的衣服也沾了脏很(⌚)多人都(⌚)气的(⌚)怒骂

做为(wéi )主人(rén )的(⌚)二舅也就肯定不能不闻不问

他跟宾客(kè )们(men )道了(le )几句歉(qiàn )就拿梯子爬(⌚)到(⌚)院墙(qiáng )和邻居对骂

王(⌚)桂英(⌚)我XXXXX你平(⌚)时跟我瞎折腾我也就忍了(⌚)今天你去见(jià(⌚)n )这样(⌚)多人跟我较劲我非(⌚)撕(sī )烂(⌚)你的嘴巴不可二舅(⌚)站在梯子气极败坏(⌚)的骂道

吴(⌚)明(mí(⌚)ng )宏你有(yǒu )胆子就再试试(⌚)你一天不(⌚)把(bǎ )事情能解决好老娘(⌚)就一天不(⌚)放你对面传(chuán )他们来(lái )了(le )一个妇女的骂声

二舅(jiù )家农村的房子(⌚)是挨得很近(⌚)隔壁(⌚)建的

以(⌚)前(⌚)房子一(yī(⌚) )样(⌚)高(gāo )下(⌚)(xià )雨(⌚)天各家屋上的(de )雨水向着瓦(⌚)片淌入各家院里

可(⌚)(kě )二舅拆了旧房起新房新房比隔壁的房子高了半(⌚)米(⌚)角(⌚)(jiǎ(⌚)o )上的雨水就往隔(⌚)壁屋(⌚)顶上流肯定也就进了他家的(⌚)院子(⌚)

不过这也并非有什么大事

流到院子(⌚)里院子里的确就有排(pái )水沟能有什么东(⌚)西影响呢(⌚)

不(⌚)过王桂(⌚)英不这(⌚)样想

原来(⌚)大家大都庄稼人靠天(tiān )收成经济条件(⌚)不多邻里关(guā(⌚)n )系(xì )也美(měi )满(mǎn )和谐

可二舅这几(⌚)年地(dì )里(⌚)活(⌚)不忙就(⌚)去城里打零工挣的钱盖(⌚)(gài )了这几间新(⌚)瓦房

些农村人就有这个红眼病见岂能别人比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉得不(bú )如(⌚)你自己(jǐ )的

王(⌚)桂英(⌚)就一直看不起二(èr )舅

王桂英(yīng )的男(⌚)人叫陈四虎

名字(⌚)里面只不过有个(⌚)(gè )虎字但(⌚)是是只病猫(⌚)

陈四(⌚)虎老实的三(sā(⌚)n )棍子(zǐ )打不出个屁来

他怕事平(⌚)时家里的事全是王(⌚)桂英撑腰(⌚)

今天(⌚)二(⌚)舅摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找(⌚)碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头(tó(⌚)u )

陈四虎(hǔ )你出不出来(lái )管(⌚)一(yī )管(⌚)你(⌚)如果(⌚)这样再(⌚)不论(⌚)别(⌚)怪(guài )我一(⌚)点也不客气了王桂英骂(mà )的真的很难听手中还不时的铲着鸡粪(⌚)猪(zhū )粪往院子这边甩二舅实(⌚)在是忍无可忍(rěn )的道

爹你(⌚)跟他啰(luō )唆什么(⌚)呢东西啊大(⌚)表哥的确(⌚)对二(⌚)舅实在(⌚)是太温和的处理不(⌚)满(⌚)

大表(⌚)哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以(yǐ )打开了隔壁(bì )的大(⌚)门

早守在门(⌚)(mén )口的(⌚)二表哥带着兴奋(⌚)几个堂(táng )兄弟(dì )一拥而上夺过王(wáng )桂英手中的铁(tiě )锹出来是一顿(⌚)打

幸好(⌚)村里几个(gè )干(gàn )部(⌚)也(⌚)几人就把众人给抽(⌚)开了

王桂英(⌚)说(⌚)要(yào )可以报警村书记(jì )许红(⌚)星嘲弄道(⌚)王(wáng )桂英(⌚)你(nǐ(⌚) )有脸打110人家摆(⌚)酒(jiǔ )席你泼屎打了你又是活(⌚)该倒(⌚)霉你今天要不(bú(⌚) )向(⌚)吴(⌚)老二(⌚)道歉吧看我(wǒ )咋收(⌚)拾(shí )好你

王桂英哪里(lǐ )肯去道歉

她(⌚)见所有人都奚(⌚)落她(⌚)的(⌚)不是顿时就气的(⌚)(de )要撞(⌚)墙自戕

更何况几人(⌚)的人多把她给拉(⌚)住了

这时候场面僵在原(yuán )地了几方面都下不(bú )来(⌚)台(⌚)

更何(⌚)况陈四(sì )虎(⌚)从(⌚)房(fá(⌚)ng )里(⌚)走了(⌚)出来(lái )他向二舅道(⌚)(dà(⌚)o )了(⌚)歉(⌚)(qiàn )还向许书(shū(⌚) )记只要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅(⌚)三百块钱王(⌚)桂英(⌚)也被(⌚)懦弱的陈四虎气的一(⌚)时间回了娘(niáng )家事情(qí(⌚)ng )才算(⌚)(suàn )告了(⌚)一段落

事情下(xià(⌚) )来了(⌚)一年(nián )多我又回来了一(yī )次二舅家吃饭不这回是白事(⌚)

王(⌚)桂英那次(cì )受了(⌚)气虽说对二舅(⌚)一(⌚)家(⌚)耿耿于(⌚)怀(⌚)但更气陈(⌚)四虎(⌚)的太窝囊

她天(tiān )天上更(⌚)加变本加厉(⌚)的数落陈四(sì )虎的(⌚)懦弱无(wú )能(néng )终于(yú )成功把陈四虎给烧穿了

那天二(èr )舅还在(⌚)城(⌚)里去打工(gō(⌚)ng )二舅妈一(⌚)个人在菜(⌚)地干(⌚)活的人

陈四虎那着砍(kǎ(⌚)n )草的镰(⌚)刀(dāo )来(lái )到(⌚)菜地把二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但(dàn )远远超出长度也没办(bàn )法一下把人脑袋砍(⌚)下来(lái )

陈四虎面(mià(⌚)n )驳周边惊慌的(⌚)村民的(⌚)面一镰刀(⌚)一镰刀(dā(⌚)o )的砍下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着提着血淋(⌚)淋的的(⌚)脑袋(⌚)回(⌚)到家里(⌚)扔(⌚)到了(⌚)王桂英(⌚)面前

你看一(⌚)下我倒底有没窝囊废有(yǒ(⌚)u )胆量的(de )村民伏在(⌚)门缝(⌚)上见到他这(⌚)样的(⌚)话(huà )问王(wáng )桂英

王桂(⌚)英被(⌚)吓的魂不附体号陶痛(⌚)哭

陈(⌚)四虎得意地的(de )压了一(⌚)桶水洗干净的手脚(⌚)(jiǎo )正坐(⌚)(zuò )在堂屋看电视节目(mù )

很快地J察就进了村立即(⌚)逮捕了陈四(⌚)虎

法(⌚)医仵作验尸让亲(qīn )戚(⌚)邻里(⌚)自己去看

大夏天放了一两天的人头恶臭很(hěn )难闻看完的(de )人(⌚)都吐了(le )

吃(⌚)东西的那天王桂(⌚)英是没有再(⌚)找你麻(⌚)烦

她家的门上落了锁(⌚)没(mé(⌚)i )人明白了她去(qù )哪了