丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看到(⌚)(dào )过(⌚)的毁三观的画(⌚)面是什么
• 3你曾(⌚)经做(⌚)过最羞耻的事情是什么
• 4你听过或(⌚)(huò )看(kàn )过哪(⌚)(nǎ )些变态(⌚)故事

1丑陋(⌚)(lòu )片尾(⌚)曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编(biā(⌚)n )曲创作(⌚)(zuò )TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所(⌚)(suǒ(⌚) )属(shǔ )专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看(kàn )到过(⌚)的毁(⌚)三观的画面是什(shí )么

3你曾经(jīng )做(zuò )过最羞耻的事情(qíng )是什么

4你听(tīng )过(⌚)或(huò )看(⌚)过哪些(⌚)变态(⌚)故事(shì )

几大桌子的(de )宾客正(⌚)(zhè(⌚)ng )吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠院墙(⌚)的(⌚)(de )几(⌚)桌客(kè )人一阵(⌚)大乱

大家(jiā )闷哼(⌚)看过来原来是是院墙隔壁(bì )有一些邪秽的东西不时飞过来

酒菜不能不能再吃(⌚)一(⌚)些宾(bīn )客的衣服(fú(⌚) )也沾(zhān )了(le )脏很多(duō )人都气的(⌚)怒骂

做为(wéi )主人的(de )二舅也就(jiù )肯定不能不闻不问

他跟宾(bī(⌚)n )客们(men )道了几句歉(qiàn )就拿(ná(⌚) )梯子(zǐ )爬到院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我(wǒ(⌚) )也就忍(rěn )了(⌚)今天你去见这样(yàng )多(⌚)人跟我(⌚)较(⌚)劲我(⌚)非撕烂(⌚)你的嘴巴不可(⌚)二舅(jiù(⌚) )站在梯子气极败坏(⌚)的(⌚)骂道(dào )

吴(⌚)明(⌚)宏你有胆子就再试试你一天不把事情(qí(⌚)ng )能解决好老娘就一(⌚)天不放你对面(⌚)(mià(⌚)n )传他们来(lái )了一个妇(⌚)女(⌚)的骂声

二舅(⌚)家农村的(⌚)房(⌚)子是挨得很(⌚)近隔壁建的

以前房子一样高(⌚)下雨天各(gè )家屋(⌚)上的雨水向着瓦片淌(⌚)入(rù )各家院里(⌚)(lǐ )

可二舅拆(⌚)(chā(⌚)i )了旧(⌚)房(⌚)起新房(⌚)新房比隔壁的房(⌚)子高了半(⌚)米角上(shà(⌚)ng )的雨水就(jiù )往隔(⌚)壁屋顶上流肯定也就(⌚)进了他家的院子

不过这也(⌚)并(⌚)非有(⌚)(yǒ(⌚)u )什(⌚)么大事

流(liú )到院(yuàn )子里院(⌚)子(zǐ )里的确就有排水沟能有什(⌚)么东西影(yǐng )响呢

不过王桂英(⌚)不这样想(⌚)

原来大家大都(dōu )庄稼(⌚)人(⌚)(rén )靠天收成经(jīng )济条件不(bú )多邻里(⌚)关(guān )系也美满(⌚)和谐

可二舅这几(jǐ )年地里活(⌚)不忙就(⌚)(jiù(⌚) )去城里(⌚)打零工挣(⌚)的钱(⌚)盖了(⌚)这几间(jiān )新瓦(⌚)房

些农(⌚)村人(⌚)就有(⌚)这个(⌚)红眼(⌚)病见(⌚)岂能别人(⌚)比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉(jiào )得不(⌚)如(⌚)你自己(⌚)的

王(⌚)桂英就一直看(⌚)不起二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈四虎

名字里面只不过有(yǒu )个虎字但是是只病猫(⌚)

陈四(⌚)虎老(⌚)实(⌚)的三棍子(⌚)打不出个屁来

他怕事(shì )平时家里的事全是王(⌚)桂英撑腰

今(⌚)天二舅摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找碴陈四虎就躲(⌚)在屋里不(bú )出头

陈四(⌚)虎你出(⌚)(chū )不出来管一(⌚)管你如果这(zhè )样再不论别(⌚)怪(guài )我一(yī(⌚) )点也不客气了王(⌚)桂英骂的真的很难听(⌚)手中还不时的铲(chǎ(⌚)n )着鸡粪猪粪(fèn )往院(yuàn )子这(⌚)边甩二舅实在是忍(⌚)无可忍的道

爹你跟他啰唆什(shí )么(⌚)呢东西(xī )啊大(⌚)(dà )表哥的确对二(⌚)舅实在(⌚)是(⌚)太温和的(⌚)处理不满(mǎn )

大表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打开了隔壁的大门

早守(⌚)在门口的二表哥带着兴奋几(⌚)个堂(táng )兄弟一(⌚)拥而(ér )上夺(duó )过王桂(⌚)英手中的铁锹(⌚)出(⌚)来(lái )是一顿打

幸好村里几个干部也几人就把众人给抽开了

王(⌚)桂英说(⌚)要可以报警村书记许红星嘲弄(⌚)道(⌚)王桂英你有(⌚)脸(⌚)打(dǎ(⌚) )110人家摆酒席你泼屎打了你又(yòu )是(⌚)活(⌚)该倒霉你今天要(⌚)不向吴老二道歉吧看我咋收拾好(⌚)你

王桂英哪(⌚)里(⌚)肯(⌚)(kěn )去道(dào )歉

她见(jiàn )所有人都(⌚)奚落她的不是顿时(⌚)就气的要(⌚)撞墙自(zì(⌚) )戕(⌚)

更何况(⌚)几(⌚)人的人多把她给(⌚)拉住了(le )

这时候(hòu )场面僵在原(yuán )地了(⌚)几(⌚)方面都下不(⌚)来台(⌚)

更何(hé )况(⌚)陈四虎从房里走了出来他向二舅道了歉还(⌚)向许书记只要管好老(lǎ(⌚)o )婆自愿来(lái )陪偿二(⌚)舅三(sān )百块钱(qián )王(⌚)桂(guì )英也被懦弱的陈四虎气(⌚)的一时(⌚)间回了娘家(⌚)(jiā(⌚) )事(⌚)情才算告了一段落

事情(⌚)(qíng )下来了一年多(⌚)我(wǒ )又回来了一次二舅家吃饭(⌚)不这回(huí )是白事

王桂英那次受了气虽(⌚)说对二舅一家耿耿(⌚)(gěng )于怀但更气陈(⌚)四虎的太(⌚)窝囊

她(tā )天(⌚)天上更(⌚)加(jiā )变(⌚)本加厉的数(⌚)落陈四虎的懦弱无(⌚)能终(zhōng )于成功把陈四(⌚)虎给烧(⌚)穿(⌚)了(le )

那天(tiān )二舅还(⌚)在城里(lǐ )去打工(gōng )二舅(⌚)妈一个人在(⌚)菜地干活的人(⌚)(rén )

陈四(⌚)(sì )虎那着(zhe )砍草的镰(lián )刀(dā(⌚)o )来到菜(cài )地把二舅妈砍翻(⌚)在地

镰刀再锋利但远(⌚)远超(⌚)出(⌚)长度也(yě(⌚) )没办法一下把人脑袋(dài )砍下来

陈四虎(hǔ )面驳周边惊慌(⌚)的村民的面一镰(lián )刀一镰刀的砍(kǎn )下了二舅妈的脑袋(⌚)

接着提着(⌚)血淋淋的的(de )脑袋回到家(jiā(⌚) )里(⌚)扔到了王桂英面前

你看(⌚)一下我倒底有没窝囊废有胆(dǎn )量的村(⌚)(cūn )民伏在门缝(⌚)上见到他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英(yīng )被吓(⌚)的魂不附体号陶(⌚)(táo )痛哭

陈四虎得意地的压(yā )了(le )一桶水洗干(⌚)净(jìng )的手脚正坐(⌚)在堂屋看电视节目

很(hěn )快地J察就进了村立即逮捕了陈(chén )四虎

法(⌚)(fǎ )医(⌚)仵(wǔ )作验尸(⌚)(shī )让亲戚邻(⌚)(lín )里自己(jǐ )去看(⌚)

大(⌚)夏天放了一两天的人头恶臭(⌚)很难闻(⌚)看完的人(⌚)都吐了

吃(chī )东(dōng )西的(⌚)那天王桂英是没有再找你麻烦

她家的门上(⌚)落(luò )了锁没人(⌚)明白了她去哪了(⌚)