丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ(⌚) )
• 2你(⌚)曾(⌚)经看(⌚)到过(⌚)的毁三观的(⌚)画面是什(⌚)(shí )么
• 3你曾经做(zuò )过最羞(xiū )耻的事情是什么(⌚)
• 4你(⌚)听(⌚)过或看过哪些(xiē )变态故事(⌚)

1丑陋片(⌚)(piàn )尾曲

RightRound

演唱(⌚)FloRidaKeha

编(biān )曲创作(⌚)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(⌚)(lè )人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(wén )歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(⌚)曾(céng )经看(⌚)(kàn )到过的(⌚)毁三观的画(⌚)面是什么

3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情是什么

4你听(⌚)过或(huò(⌚) )看过哪(⌚)些变态故事

几(⌚)大(dà )桌子的宾客正吃几顿(⌚)的兴奋突(tū )然之(zhī )间靠院墙的几桌(⌚)客人(⌚)(rén )一(yī(⌚) )阵大乱

大家闷哼看(kàn )过(⌚)(guò )来原来是是院墙(qiáng )隔壁有一些邪秽的东(⌚)西不时飞过来

酒(⌚)菜(cà(⌚)i )不能不能再吃一(⌚)些(⌚)宾(bīn )客的衣服也沾了脏很多人(rén )都气(qì )的怒(nù )骂

做(zuò )为主(zhǔ )人的二舅也就肯定(⌚)不能不闻(⌚)不问

他(⌚)跟(⌚)宾客们(⌚)道(⌚)了(le )几句歉就拿梯子爬到院墙(⌚)和(hé )邻居对骂

王(wáng )桂(⌚)英(⌚)(yīng )我XXXXX你(⌚)平时(shí )跟我瞎折腾我也就忍(⌚)了今天你去见这样(⌚)(yàng )多人跟我较劲(⌚)我非撕烂(⌚)你的嘴巴不可二舅站在梯(⌚)子(⌚)气极败坏的骂道

吴(⌚)明宏(⌚)你(nǐ )有胆子就再试(shì )试你一(⌚)天(⌚)不(bú(⌚) )把事(shì )情能解决好老娘就一(⌚)天不放你(nǐ )对(⌚)面传他(⌚)们来了一个妇(fù )女的骂声

二舅家农村的房子是(shì )挨得很(⌚)近(⌚)隔壁建的(⌚)(de )

以前(⌚)房子一样高下(xià )雨天各(⌚)家屋(⌚)上(⌚)的雨水向(⌚)着瓦片淌入各家院里(lǐ(⌚) )

可二(⌚)舅拆了(⌚)旧房起(⌚)新房新房比隔壁(⌚)的房(fá(⌚)ng )子高了半米角(⌚)上的雨(⌚)水就(⌚)往隔(gé )壁屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家的院(⌚)子

不(bú )过这也并非有什么大事

流到(⌚)院子(⌚)(zǐ )里(⌚)院子里的确就有排水(⌚)(shuǐ )沟(⌚)能有什(shí(⌚) )么东西影响(xiǎng )呢

不过王桂英(⌚)不(⌚)这样(⌚)想

原来大家大都庄稼人(ré(⌚)n )靠天收成经济(jì )条件(⌚)不多(duō )邻(⌚)里(lǐ(⌚) )关系(⌚)也美满和谐

可(⌚)二(⌚)舅(⌚)这(⌚)几年地里(⌚)活不忙就(⌚)去(⌚)城(chéng )里打零工(⌚)(gōng )挣的钱盖了这(⌚)(zhè(⌚) )几间新(⌚)瓦房

些农村人(⌚)就有这个红眼病见(jiàn )岂(⌚)能别(⌚)(bié )人比自己过的(⌚)好尤其是以前都觉得不如你(⌚)自己的

王桂英就一(yī )直看不起二舅

王(⌚)(wáng )桂英(⌚)的男人叫陈(chén )四虎

名字里(⌚)面(miàn )只不过有个虎字但是是(shì )只病猫

陈四(⌚)虎老实的三(⌚)棍子(zǐ )打不出(chū(⌚) )个屁(pì(⌚) )来(⌚)

他怕事(⌚)平(⌚)(píng )时家里的事(⌚)全(⌚)是王桂英撑(⌚)腰

今天二舅摆(⌚)上梁酒(⌚)王桂英不知好(⌚)歹(⌚)找(⌚)碴陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)就躲(duǒ(⌚) )在屋里不出头(⌚)

陈四虎你出不出来(⌚)管(⌚)一管你如(⌚)果这(⌚)样再不论别怪我一点也不客气(⌚)了王桂英骂的真的很(hěn )难听手中还不(⌚)时的铲着鸡(⌚)粪猪粪往院子(⌚)这边甩二舅实在是忍(⌚)无可(⌚)忍的(de )道

爹你(nǐ )跟他啰唆什么呢东(⌚)西啊(ā )大表(biǎ(⌚)o )哥的(de )确对二舅实在是(⌚)太温和的处理不满

大表哥(gē )拿(ná )板凳攀过了院(⌚)墙可以打开了隔(⌚)壁(bì(⌚) )的大门

早守在门口(kǒ(⌚)u )的(⌚)二(⌚)表哥带着兴奋几(⌚)个(⌚)(gè )堂(⌚)(tá(⌚)ng )兄(⌚)弟一拥而上(⌚)夺过(⌚)王桂英(⌚)手(shǒu )中(⌚)的铁锹出来(⌚)(lá(⌚)i )是一顿打

幸好村里几(jǐ )个(⌚)干部也几人就把众(⌚)(zhò(⌚)ng )人(⌚)给抽开(⌚)了(⌚)(le )

王桂英说(⌚)要可以报警(⌚)(jǐng )村书记(⌚)许红星嘲弄道王桂英你有(⌚)脸打(dǎ )110人(ré(⌚)n )家摆酒席你泼屎打(dǎ )了(⌚)(le )你又是(⌚)活(huó )该倒(dǎo )霉你(nǐ )今天要不向(⌚)吴老二道歉(⌚)(qiàn )吧看我咋收拾好你(⌚)

王桂英哪里(⌚)肯去道歉(⌚)

她(⌚)见所有(⌚)(yǒu )人都奚落她的(⌚)(de )不是(⌚)顿时就气的(de )要撞墙(qiáng )自(zì )戕

更何况几人(rén )的人多把她(⌚)给(⌚)(gěi )拉住了(⌚)(le )

这时候场面僵在(zài )原地了几方面都(dō(⌚)u )下(⌚)不来台

更何况陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)从房里走(⌚)了(⌚)出来他(⌚)向二舅道了歉还向许书(shū )记只(⌚)(zhī )要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二(è(⌚)r )舅三百块钱(⌚)王桂英也(⌚)被懦弱的陈(chén )四虎气的一时(shí(⌚) )间回了(le )娘家事情才(⌚)算(suàn )告(⌚)了一段落

事情下来了一(⌚)年多我又回(huí )来(⌚)了一次二舅家吃(⌚)饭(⌚)不这回(⌚)(huí )是白事(⌚)

王桂(guì )英那次受了气虽说对二舅(jiù )一家(jiā(⌚) )耿(gěng )耿于(⌚)怀(huái )但(dàn )更气陈(⌚)(chén )四虎的太窝囊

她天天(⌚)上更加(jiā )变(⌚)本加(⌚)厉的数落陈(chén )四虎的懦弱无(⌚)能终于成功把陈(chén )四虎给(⌚)烧(⌚)穿了

那天二舅还在城(⌚)里去(⌚)打工(gōng )二舅妈(⌚)一个(gè )人在菜(⌚)地干活(⌚)的人

陈(chén )四(⌚)虎那(⌚)着砍草的镰刀(dāo )来到菜(cài )地把二舅妈砍翻在地(⌚)

镰刀再锋(fēng )利但远远超出长度也没办法一下把人脑袋(dài )砍下来

陈(⌚)四虎面(⌚)驳周边惊慌的(⌚)村(⌚)民的(⌚)(de )面一镰刀一镰刀的砍(⌚)下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着提(tí )着血淋淋的的脑袋回到(dào )家里(⌚)扔到了王(⌚)桂英(yīng )面(⌚)前

你看一下我倒(⌚)底有没窝囊废有胆量的村民伏在门缝(féng )上见到(⌚)他这(⌚)样的话问(⌚)王桂英

王桂英(yīng )被吓的魂(⌚)不附体号陶痛(⌚)哭(⌚)

陈四虎得(⌚)意地的压了(⌚)一(⌚)(yī )桶水洗干净的(de )手脚正坐在堂(tá(⌚)ng )屋(wū )看电视节目

很快地(⌚)J察就(⌚)进了村立即逮捕了陈(chén )四(sì )虎

法医仵(⌚)作验尸让(⌚)亲戚邻里自(⌚)己去看

大(⌚)夏天(⌚)放了一两天(tiān )的(⌚)人头(⌚)恶臭(chòu )很难(nán )闻看(⌚)(kàn )完的人都吐了(⌚)

吃东(dōng )西(⌚)(xī )的(⌚)那天王(⌚)桂英(yīng )是没有再找你麻烦

她家的门上(⌚)落了(⌚)锁没人明白了(⌚)(le )她去哪了