丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经(⌚)看到(dào )过的毁三观(⌚)的画(⌚)(huà )面(⌚)是(⌚)什么
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻的事(⌚)情是什么(⌚)
• 4你听过或看过哪些变(⌚)态(tài )故(⌚)(gù(⌚) )事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(⌚)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(⌚)音(⌚)乐人(rén )

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(⌚)文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三观的画面是什(⌚)么

3你曾经做(⌚)过最羞(⌚)耻的事情是(⌚)什(⌚)么(me )

4你听过或看过哪(nǎ )些变态故事(⌚)

几大桌子的宾(⌚)客正(⌚)吃(⌚)几(jǐ )顿(⌚)的兴奋突然之间靠院(⌚)墙的几(jǐ )桌(⌚)客人一阵大乱(luàn )

大家闷哼看过来(lái )原(yuán )来(⌚)是是院墙隔壁有(⌚)一些(⌚)(xiē )邪秽的东西不(bú )时飞(fēi )过来

酒菜不(bú )能不(⌚)能再吃(⌚)一(yī )些(⌚)宾客的衣服也(yě )沾(⌚)了(⌚)脏很多(⌚)人都气(qì )的怒骂

做为(⌚)主人的二舅(jiù )也就肯定不(⌚)能(⌚)不闻不(bú )问

他(⌚)跟(⌚)宾客(kè(⌚) )们道了几句(⌚)(jù )歉(qiàn )就拿梯(tī )子爬到院(⌚)墙和邻居对骂

王(wáng )桂英我XXXXX你平(⌚)时(⌚)(shí )跟我瞎(⌚)折腾(⌚)(téng )我也就忍了(⌚)今天(tiān )你去(qù )见这(⌚)样多人跟(⌚)我(⌚)较劲(⌚)我(⌚)非撕烂(⌚)你(⌚)的嘴(zuǐ )巴不可二舅站在(⌚)梯子气极败坏(⌚)的骂道(⌚)

吴明宏(⌚)你(⌚)有胆子就再试试你一天不把事情能(⌚)解(⌚)决(jué )好老娘就一(yī )天不放(fà(⌚)ng )你对面传他们来了一个妇(⌚)女(nǚ )的(⌚)骂声

二舅家农村的房子是挨得(⌚)很近(jìn )隔壁(⌚)建的

以(⌚)前房子(zǐ )一样(⌚)高下雨天(⌚)各家屋(⌚)上的雨水向着瓦片淌入各(⌚)家院里

可二(⌚)(èr )舅拆(⌚)了旧房起(⌚)新(⌚)房(⌚)新房(⌚)比隔壁的(de )房子高了半米角上的雨水就往隔壁屋(⌚)顶上流肯定也就进了他家的院子(zǐ(⌚) )

不过(⌚)这(⌚)也并(⌚)(bìng )非有(⌚)什么大事

流到院子里院(⌚)子里的确就(jiù )有排水沟能有什么(me )东(⌚)西(⌚)影响(⌚)呢

不过王桂英(yīng )不这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠(⌚)天收成经(⌚)济(⌚)条件(jià(⌚)n )不多邻(⌚)里关系也(⌚)美(měi )满和(hé )谐

可(⌚)二舅(⌚)这(⌚)几年地里活不忙就(⌚)去城里打零工挣的(de )钱盖了这几(jǐ )间新(xīn )瓦房(fáng )

些农(⌚)村人(rén )就有这个红眼病(⌚)见(jiàn )岂(qǐ(⌚) )能别人比自己过(guò )的(de )好尤其(⌚)是以前都觉得不如你(⌚)自己的

王(wáng )桂英就(jiù )一直看不起二舅

王桂英的(de )男(⌚)人叫陈(⌚)四虎

名字(⌚)里面只(zhī )不过有个虎(⌚)字但是是(shì )只(zhī )病(bìng )猫(⌚)

陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)老(lǎ(⌚)o )实的三棍子打不(⌚)出个屁来

他(⌚)怕(⌚)事(⌚)(shì(⌚) )平时家里的事全是王(⌚)桂英撑(⌚)腰(⌚)

今天二舅(⌚)摆(⌚)上梁酒王(⌚)桂英不知好(hǎ(⌚)o )歹(dǎi )找(zhǎo )碴陈(⌚)四虎就(jiù )躲在屋里(⌚)不出头

陈四虎(hǔ )你(⌚)出不出来管(⌚)一管你如(rú )果这(⌚)样再(zài )不论别怪我一点(⌚)也不客气了王(⌚)桂(⌚)英骂的真的很难听手中(⌚)(zhōng )还(⌚)不时的铲着(⌚)鸡粪猪粪(⌚)往院(yuàn )子这(zhè )边(biān )甩(shuǎi )二舅(⌚)实在是忍无可忍的道

爹你(⌚)跟他啰唆什么(me )呢东西啊大表哥的(de )确对二舅实在是太温和的处理不满

大(⌚)表哥拿(⌚)板凳(⌚)攀过(⌚)了院墙(qiáng )可以(yǐ )打开了隔壁的大门

早(⌚)(zǎo )守在门口的二表哥(⌚)带着兴(⌚)奋几(⌚)个堂兄弟(dì(⌚) )一拥而上(⌚)夺过王桂(⌚)英(⌚)手中的(⌚)铁锹出(⌚)来是一(⌚)顿(⌚)打

幸好村里几(⌚)(jǐ(⌚) )个干(⌚)部也几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要可以报警村书记许红星嘲弄道(dào )王桂英你有脸打110人家摆(bǎi )酒席你泼屎打了你又是(⌚)活该倒霉你今天要不(bú )向吴老(lǎo )二道(dào )歉吧看我(wǒ )咋收拾好你

王桂(guì )英哪里肯去(⌚)道歉

她(tā )见所有人都奚落她的(⌚)不(⌚)是(⌚)顿(⌚)时就气的要撞墙(⌚)自戕(⌚)

更(⌚)何况几(jǐ )人的(⌚)人多把(⌚)她给拉住(⌚)了

这时候场面僵在(⌚)原地了几方面都下不来台

更何况陈四(sì )虎从(⌚)房里(⌚)走了出来他向二舅道了歉还向许书记只要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅(⌚)三百块钱王桂(guì )英(⌚)也被懦弱的(⌚)陈(chén )四虎气的一时间(⌚)回了娘(⌚)家事情才算告了一段落

事情(qíng )下来了一年多(⌚)我又回来了一(⌚)次二舅家吃(⌚)饭不这回(huí )是(⌚)白事(⌚)

王桂(⌚)英那次(cì )受(shò(⌚)u )了(le )气虽说对二舅一家耿耿于怀但(⌚)更(⌚)(gè(⌚)ng )气陈四(⌚)虎(hǔ )的(⌚)太窝囊

她天(tiān )天(tiān )上更加变本(⌚)加厉的(⌚)数(shù )落陈(ché(⌚)n )四(sì )虎的(de )懦弱无(⌚)能终于成功(⌚)把陈四虎给烧(⌚)穿了

那天(⌚)二舅(⌚)(jiù )还在城里去打工二舅妈(⌚)一个人在菜地(dì )干活(huó(⌚) )的人

陈四虎那着(⌚)砍草的(⌚)镰(liá(⌚)n )刀来到菜地把二舅妈砍翻(fā(⌚)n )在地(⌚)

镰(lián )刀再(⌚)锋利但远远超出长度也(⌚)没办法一下把人脑袋砍下来

陈(⌚)四(sì )虎面驳周边惊慌的村民的面一(⌚)镰刀(dā(⌚)o )一镰刀的砍下了(le )二舅(⌚)妈的脑袋

接(⌚)着提着血淋淋(lín )的的脑袋回到家里扔(rēng )到了(⌚)(le )王桂(⌚)英面前

你看(⌚)一下我倒(⌚)底(⌚)有没窝(wō )囊废有胆量的村民(⌚)伏在门缝上见到他(tā )这(⌚)样的话问王桂英

王桂(guì )英(yīng )被吓的魂不(⌚)附体(⌚)号陶痛哭

陈四虎得意(yì )地的(⌚)(de )压了一(⌚)桶水(⌚)洗干净的手脚正坐(zuò )在堂屋(wū )看电视节目

很快地(⌚)J察(chá )就进(⌚)了村(⌚)立(⌚)即逮(⌚)捕(⌚)了陈四虎

法(⌚)(fǎ )医仵作验尸让亲戚邻里(⌚)自己去看

大夏天放了(le )一(⌚)两天(⌚)的人头恶臭(⌚)很难闻看完的人都吐了

吃(chī )东西的那(⌚)(nà )天王(⌚)桂英是没有再找(zhǎ(⌚)o )你麻烦

她家的门上落了锁没人明白了(le )她去哪(⌚)了