丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看到过的毁(huǐ )三(⌚)观的画面是什(⌚)么
• 3你曾经做(⌚)过(guò )最(⌚)羞耻的事情是什(⌚)么(⌚)
• 4你(⌚)听(tīng )过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾(⌚)曲(qǔ )

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(⌚)作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(⌚)

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē )词(cí(⌚) )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ )曾(cé(⌚)ng )经(jīng )看到(⌚)过的毁(⌚)三(⌚)观的(⌚)画面是什么

3你曾经做(⌚)过最羞耻的事(⌚)情是什(⌚)么

4你(nǐ(⌚) )听过或看过哪些变(biàn )态故(⌚)事

几(⌚)大桌(⌚)子的宾(bī(⌚)n )客(⌚)正吃几(jǐ )顿的兴奋突(⌚)然之间靠(⌚)院墙的几桌客人一阵大乱

大(dà )家闷哼看过(⌚)来原(⌚)来是是院墙隔壁有一些邪秽的东(⌚)西不(⌚)时飞过来

酒菜不能(néng )不能再吃一(⌚)些宾(⌚)客的衣服也沾(zhān )了(le )脏很多人都气的怒骂

做(⌚)为(⌚)(wéi )主人(⌚)的二舅也就肯(kě(⌚)n )定(dìng )不能(néng )不闻不问

他跟宾(⌚)客们道了几句(⌚)歉(⌚)就拿(⌚)(ná(⌚) )梯子爬到(⌚)院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我(⌚)XXXXX你(⌚)平时跟(⌚)我瞎(⌚)折腾(téng )我(⌚)也就忍了(le )今天(⌚)你去见这样(yàng )多人跟我较劲(⌚)我非撕(⌚)烂(làn )你的嘴(⌚)巴不可(⌚)二舅(⌚)站(⌚)在梯子气极败(bà(⌚)i )坏(huà(⌚)i )的骂(⌚)道

吴明宏你有胆子就(⌚)再试(⌚)试(⌚)你(⌚)(nǐ(⌚) )一天不把事情(⌚)(qíng )能解决好老(lǎo )娘就一天不放你对面传(chuán )他(⌚)们(⌚)来(⌚)了一个妇女的(⌚)骂(mà(⌚) )声(⌚)

二舅家(jiā )农村的房子是挨(⌚)得很近(jì(⌚)n )隔壁建的

以前房子一样高下雨天各家(jiā )屋上的(⌚)雨(⌚)水向着瓦片淌入各家院里

可二(èr )舅拆(⌚)了旧房起新(xīn )房新(xīn )房比隔壁(⌚)的房子高(⌚)了半(bàn )米角(jiǎo )上的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔(gé(⌚) )壁屋顶上流肯(kěn )定也(⌚)就进了(le )他(tā(⌚) )家(⌚)的院子

不过(⌚)这也并非有(⌚)什么大事(shì )

流(⌚)到院子里院(⌚)子里的确(què(⌚) )就有排水沟能有什么(me )东西影响呢(ne )

不过王(⌚)桂英(⌚)不这样想

原来(⌚)大家大都庄稼人靠天收成经济条(tiáo )件(jiàn )不多邻里(lǐ )关系(⌚)也美满和谐

可(⌚)二舅这(⌚)几年(nián )地里活(⌚)不忙就去(⌚)城(⌚)里(lǐ(⌚) )打零工挣的钱盖了这几间(jiān )新瓦房

些农村人(⌚)就有这(zhè(⌚) )个红眼病见岂能别人(rén )比自己(jǐ )过的好(hǎo )尤其是以前都觉得不(⌚)如(rú )你自己的

王桂英就一直看不起二舅

王桂英(⌚)(yīng )的男人叫陈四虎

名(mí(⌚)ng )字里面只不过有个虎字(⌚)但是是(⌚)只病猫(māo )

陈四虎老实的三棍子打(dǎ )不出个屁(⌚)来

他怕事(shì )平时家里的事全是(shì )王桂英(⌚)(yī(⌚)ng )撑腰

今(⌚)天二舅摆上梁酒(⌚)(jiǔ )王(⌚)桂英不知(⌚)好(⌚)歹找碴陈四虎就躲在屋里(⌚)不出(chū )头

陈四虎你出不(⌚)出来管一管你如(⌚)果这(⌚)样再不论别(⌚)怪我一点也不客气了王(wáng )桂英骂的真的很难听手中(zhōng )还不(⌚)时的(de )铲着鸡粪猪粪往(wǎng )院(⌚)(yuàn )子(⌚)这边甩(⌚)二舅实在是忍无可忍的(⌚)道

爹你跟他啰唆什(shí(⌚) )么(⌚)呢东西啊大表(⌚)哥的(de )确对二舅实(⌚)在是太温和的处(⌚)理不(⌚)满

大(dà )表哥(gē )拿板(bǎn )凳攀过了院墙可以打(dǎ(⌚) )开了隔壁的大门

早守在门口(⌚)的二表哥带着(⌚)兴奋(⌚)几个(gè(⌚) )堂兄(⌚)弟(⌚)一(⌚)拥而上夺过王桂(⌚)英手(⌚)中的铁锹出来是一(yī )顿打(dǎ )

幸(⌚)好村里(⌚)几个干部也几人就把众(⌚)人(⌚)给(gěi )抽(⌚)开(⌚)了

王桂英说要可以(yǐ )报警村(cūn )书记许红星嘲弄道(⌚)王桂(guì )英你有脸打110人家(⌚)摆酒席你(⌚)泼(pō(⌚) )屎打了你又是活该倒霉你今天(tiān )要不向吴老二道歉(⌚)(qiàn )吧(⌚)看(⌚)我咋(⌚)收拾好你(nǐ )

王桂英哪里肯去(⌚)道(⌚)歉

她(⌚)见所有(⌚)(yǒu )人都奚(⌚)落她的不是顿时就气的要撞墙自戕(qiāng )

更(⌚)(gèng )何(hé )况(⌚)几(⌚)人的(⌚)(de )人多把她给拉住了(le )

这时候场面僵在原(yuán )地(⌚)(dì )了(le )几方(⌚)面都下(⌚)不来台

更何况陈四虎从房里走了出来他(tā )向二(⌚)舅(⌚)道了歉还(hái )向(⌚)许书记只要管(⌚)好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅三百块钱王(⌚)桂英也(⌚)被懦弱(ruò )的陈四(⌚)虎气的一时间回(huí )了娘家事情(qíng )才(⌚)算告了一段落

事情下来了(le )一年多我又回来了一次二舅家吃(⌚)饭不这回是白事

王(wá(⌚)ng )桂英那(nà )次受(⌚)了气虽说(shuō )对二(èr )舅(jiù )一家耿耿于怀(⌚)但更气(⌚)陈四虎(hǔ )的太(⌚)窝囊

她天天上更(⌚)加变(⌚)本加厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱无能(⌚)终于(⌚)成功把陈(chén )四虎(⌚)给烧穿了(⌚)

那天二(⌚)舅还在城里去打(dǎ )工二舅妈一(⌚)个人在菜地干活的人

陈(chén )四(sì )虎那着(⌚)砍(kǎ(⌚)n )草的镰刀来到(dào )菜(⌚)地(⌚)把(⌚)二(èr )舅(⌚)妈砍翻在地

镰(lián )刀再(⌚)锋利但远远(yuǎn )超出长度(dù )也(⌚)没办法一下把人(rén )脑袋砍下(xià )来

陈四虎面驳周边惊(⌚)(jī(⌚)ng )慌(huāng )的村(⌚)民(⌚)的(⌚)面一镰刀一(⌚)(yī )镰刀(⌚)的(⌚)砍下了二舅妈的脑袋(⌚)

接着(⌚)提着血淋淋的的脑(nǎo )袋回(huí )到家(jiā )里扔(rēng )到了王桂(⌚)英面前(⌚)

你(⌚)看一下我(⌚)倒底(⌚)有没窝囊(⌚)废有胆量(⌚)的村民伏在门缝上见到(⌚)他这样的(⌚)话问王桂英(⌚)

王桂英被吓的魂不附体号(hào )陶痛哭

陈四(⌚)虎得意地的压(yā(⌚) )了一桶(⌚)水洗干净(⌚)的手(⌚)脚(jiǎo )正坐在堂屋看电视节目

很快地(⌚)(dì )J察就进了村立即逮(⌚)捕了陈四虎

法医仵(⌚)作验尸(⌚)让亲戚邻里自己(⌚)去看

大夏天放(fàng )了一两天(⌚)(tiān )的人头恶臭很难(⌚)闻看完的(⌚)人都(dōu )吐了

吃东西的那(⌚)天王桂英是没有再找你麻(⌚)烦

她家的门(mén )上(shàng )落(⌚)了锁没(méi )人明白(bá(⌚)i )了她去(qù )哪了