丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾(wěi )曲
• 2你曾(⌚)经看到(dà(⌚)o )过的毁三观的(⌚)画(⌚)面是(⌚)什么
• 3你曾经(⌚)做过最羞(⌚)耻的事情是什么
• 4你听过或看过哪(⌚)些变态(tài )故(gù )事(⌚)

1丑陋片尾(wěi )曲(⌚)

RightRound

演唱(⌚)FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(⌚)人(⌚)

所属(⌚)专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(⌚)文(⌚)(wé(⌚)n )歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(⌚)看到(dào )过的毁(⌚)三观的画(⌚)面是什么(⌚)

3你曾(⌚)经做(⌚)过最羞(⌚)耻的(de )事情是什么

4你(nǐ )听过或看过哪(⌚)些变态故事

几(jǐ(⌚) )大桌子(zǐ )的宾(⌚)客(⌚)正吃几顿的兴(⌚)奋突然(rán )之间靠院(⌚)墙的几(jǐ )桌(⌚)客人一阵(zhèn )大乱(⌚)

大家闷哼(hēng )看过来原来是是院(⌚)墙隔壁(⌚)(bì )有(⌚)一些邪秽(huì )的东西不(bú )时飞过来

酒菜不能不能(néng )再吃一些宾(⌚)(bīn )客的衣(⌚)服(⌚)也沾(zhān )了(le )脏(zāng )很多人都(⌚)气的(de )怒骂

做为主(⌚)人的二舅也(⌚)(yě )就肯定不能不闻不问

他(tā )跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿梯(tī )子爬(⌚)到院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英(⌚)我XXXXX你平(pí(⌚)ng )时跟我(⌚)瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你去(⌚)见这(zhè )样多人(rén )跟我较劲我非(⌚)撕烂你的(de )嘴巴不可二舅站在梯子(zǐ(⌚) )气极败坏的骂道

吴明宏(⌚)你有胆子就再试(⌚)试你一天不(⌚)把事(shì )情能解决好老娘(⌚)就一(yī )天(tiān )不放你对面(⌚)传他(tā )们来(⌚)了一个(gè )妇(⌚)女的(de )骂声

二舅家农村(cūn )的房子是(⌚)(shì )挨得很近隔壁建的

以(yǐ )前房(fáng )子(zǐ )一样高下雨天(⌚)各家屋上的(de )雨水向(⌚)着(zhe )瓦片淌入各(gè )家院(yuàn )里

可二舅拆了旧房(⌚)起新房新房(fá(⌚)ng )比隔壁(⌚)的房子高了半米角上的雨水就往隔壁屋顶(dǐng )上(⌚)(shàng )流肯定也(⌚)就(⌚)进了他家的院子(zǐ )

不过这(zhè )也并非有(yǒ(⌚)u )什(⌚)么大事

流(liú )到院子(⌚)里院子里(⌚)的确就有排(⌚)水沟(gōu )能有什么东西影(yǐng )响呢

不过王桂英不(bú )这(⌚)(zhè )样想

原来大家大都庄稼人(⌚)靠天收成经济条件不多邻里关系也美满和(⌚)谐

可二舅(jiù )这几年地里活不忙就去(⌚)城里打(⌚)零工挣的钱盖了这几间新瓦房

些农村人就有(⌚)这(zhè(⌚) )个红眼病见岂能别人比自己过的(⌚)好尤其(⌚)是以前都觉得不如(⌚)你自己的(⌚)

王(wáng )桂英就(jiù(⌚) )一直看不(⌚)起(qǐ )二舅(⌚)

王桂英的(⌚)男(⌚)人叫陈四虎(⌚)

名字(⌚)里(lǐ(⌚) )面只不过有个(⌚)虎字但(⌚)是是只(⌚)病(bì(⌚)ng )猫

陈四虎老实的三棍子(⌚)打不出个(gè )屁来

他(⌚)怕(pà )事平时家里(lǐ(⌚) )的事全(quán )是(⌚)王(⌚)桂英撑腰

今(⌚)天二舅(⌚)摆(⌚)上梁酒王(⌚)(wáng )桂英(⌚)不(bú )知好歹找碴陈(⌚)四虎就躲(duǒ )在屋里(⌚)不出(⌚)头(⌚)

陈四虎你(⌚)出不出(⌚)来管一管你(⌚)如果这样再不(⌚)论别怪我一点也不客(⌚)(kè )气了王桂英骂的真的(de )很(⌚)难听手中还不时的铲着鸡粪猪(⌚)粪往院(yuàn )子(⌚)这边甩二舅实(⌚)(shí )在是忍(rěn )无可忍的(⌚)道

爹你跟他啰唆什(⌚)么呢东西啊大表哥(gē )的确对二舅实在是太温和的处理不满

大表哥拿(⌚)板凳(⌚)攀过了(⌚)院(⌚)墙(qiáng )可(⌚)以打开了隔壁的大(dà(⌚) )门

早守在门(⌚)(mén )口(⌚)的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄(⌚)弟一拥(yōng )而上夺(⌚)过王桂英手(shǒu )中的铁(⌚)锹出来(⌚)是一(⌚)顿打

幸好村里几个干(⌚)部也几人就(jiù )把众人(ré(⌚)n )给抽开(⌚)(kāi )了

王桂英说(⌚)要可以报(⌚)警村书(⌚)记许(⌚)红星嘲弄道(dào )王(⌚)桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席你泼(⌚)(pō )屎(⌚)打了(⌚)(le )你又是活(⌚)该倒霉你今天要不向吴老二道(⌚)歉吧(ba )看我咋收拾好(⌚)你

王桂英哪(⌚)里(⌚)(lǐ(⌚) )肯去(qù )道(⌚)歉

她见(⌚)所有人都(⌚)奚(xī(⌚) )落她的不是顿时就气的(⌚)要撞墙(⌚)自戕

更(⌚)何(⌚)况几人的人多把她给拉住了(⌚)

这时候场面僵在原地(⌚)了几方(⌚)面(⌚)(miàn )都下不(bú(⌚) )来台(⌚)

更(⌚)何况(⌚)陈四(⌚)虎从房(⌚)里走了出来他向二舅(jiù )道(⌚)了歉(⌚)还向许(xǔ )书记只要(⌚)管(⌚)好老婆(⌚)自(⌚)愿来陪偿二舅(⌚)三百块钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈(⌚)四虎气(qì )的(⌚)一时(shí )间(jiān )回(huí )了娘(⌚)家事情才(cái )算告了一段(⌚)落(luò )

事(shì )情下来(⌚)了(⌚)一年多我(wǒ(⌚) )又回来(lái )了(le )一次二舅(⌚)家吃(chī )饭不这回(⌚)是白事(⌚)(shì )

王桂英那次受了气虽说对二舅(⌚)一家耿耿(gěng )于(⌚)怀但(⌚)更气陈四虎的太窝(wō )囊(⌚)

她天天上更加变本(⌚)加厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱无能(né(⌚)ng )终于成功(⌚)把陈(chén )四虎(hǔ )给(⌚)烧穿了(⌚)

那天(⌚)二舅还在城里去打工二舅妈一个(gè )人在(⌚)(zài )菜(cà(⌚)i )地(⌚)干活的人(⌚)

陈(⌚)四(⌚)虎那着砍草的镰刀(dāo )来(lái )到(⌚)(dào )菜(cài )地把二舅(jiù(⌚) )妈砍翻(fān )在地

镰刀(⌚)再锋(fēng )利(⌚)但远(⌚)远超出长度也没办法一下把人脑袋砍(⌚)下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌的村民的面一镰刀一(yī(⌚) )镰刀的砍下了(le )二(èr )舅妈的(⌚)脑(⌚)袋

接着提着(zhe )血淋淋的的脑袋回到(dà(⌚)o )家里(⌚)扔到(⌚)了王桂英面前

你看(⌚)一下我倒底有没窝(⌚)囊废有(yǒu )胆量的村民伏在门缝上见到他这样的话(huà )问王桂英

王桂英被(⌚)吓(⌚)的魂不附体号陶痛哭

陈四虎得意地的压了(le )一(⌚)桶水(⌚)洗(xǐ )干净的(⌚)手脚正坐在堂(⌚)屋(⌚)看电(diàn )视节目

很快地J察(⌚)就进(jì(⌚)n )了村立即(⌚)逮捕了(le )陈(chén )四虎

法(fǎ(⌚) )医仵(wǔ )作验尸(shī )让亲戚(⌚)邻里(lǐ(⌚) )自己去看(⌚)

大夏天放(fàng )了(⌚)一(yī )两天(tiān )的人(rén )头恶臭很难闻(⌚)看完的人都吐了

吃东西的那(⌚)天王桂(⌚)(guì )英是没(⌚)有再(zài )找你(⌚)麻烦

她家的门上落了锁没人明白(⌚)了(le )她去哪了