丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片(⌚)尾曲
• 2你曾经看到过的毁三观的(⌚)画(huà )面是什么
• 3你曾经做(⌚)过最羞耻的事(⌚)情是什(shí(⌚) )么
• 4你(⌚)听(tīng )过或看过(⌚)哪些变态故(gù(⌚) )事

1丑陋片(piàn )尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(⌚)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(lè )人

所属(⌚)专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过(guò )的(de )毁三(sān )观的(de )画面(miàn )是什(⌚)么

3你(⌚)曾(⌚)经做(⌚)过(⌚)最(zuì )羞耻(⌚)的(⌚)事(⌚)情是什(⌚)么(⌚)

4你听(⌚)过或(huò )看(kà(⌚)n )过哪些变态(tài )故事

几大桌(⌚)子(zǐ )的(⌚)宾客正吃几顿(⌚)的兴奋(⌚)突(tū )然(rán )之(⌚)间靠院(yuàn )墙的几(jǐ )桌客人一阵大乱(⌚)

大家闷(⌚)哼看(⌚)过来原来(lá(⌚)i )是是院墙隔(⌚)壁有一些邪(⌚)秽(huì )的东西(⌚)不时飞过(⌚)来

酒菜(cài )不能不能再吃一(⌚)些(⌚)宾客的衣服(⌚)也沾了脏很(⌚)多人都(dōu )气(⌚)的怒骂(mà )

做为(wéi )主人的二舅也(⌚)就肯定不能不闻不(⌚)问

他跟宾客们(⌚)道(⌚)了几(jǐ )句歉就拿(⌚)梯子爬到(dào )院墙和邻居对(⌚)骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折(shé )腾我也就忍了今(⌚)天你去见这(⌚)样(⌚)多(duō )人(rén )跟我较(⌚)劲我(wǒ )非撕烂你的嘴巴不(bú )可(⌚)(kě )二舅站在梯(⌚)子气极败坏的骂道

吴明宏(⌚)你有胆子就再试试你一天不把事(⌚)情(⌚)能解决好老娘就一(yī )天不放你(⌚)对(⌚)面传他(⌚)(tā )们来了一(yī )个妇女的骂声

二舅家(jiā )农村的房子(⌚)是挨得很近隔壁建的

以前房(⌚)(fáng )子一样高(⌚)下雨(yǔ )天各家屋(⌚)上(⌚)(shà(⌚)ng )的(⌚)雨(yǔ )水(⌚)向着瓦片淌入各(⌚)家院里

可二舅(⌚)拆了(⌚)旧房起新房(⌚)新房比隔壁(⌚)的房(fáng )子高(gāo )了半米(⌚)角上的雨(⌚)水(⌚)就往(⌚)隔(⌚)(gé(⌚) )壁屋顶上流肯(⌚)定也(⌚)就进了他家(⌚)的院子

不过这也并非有什么大(⌚)事

流(⌚)到院(⌚)子(⌚)里院子(⌚)(zǐ )里的确就有排水沟能(⌚)(néng )有(⌚)什(shí )么东西影(yǐng )响呢

不过王桂英不这样想

原(⌚)来(⌚)大家(jiā )大都庄稼(jià )人靠天收成经济(jì )条件不多邻(⌚)里关系也美满(⌚)和谐

可二(⌚)舅这(⌚)几(⌚)(jǐ(⌚) )年地里活不忙就(jiù )去(⌚)城里打(⌚)零工挣的(⌚)钱盖了这几(⌚)间(⌚)新瓦房(fáng )

些农村(cūn )人就有这(⌚)个红眼病见岂能别人比自己(⌚)过(⌚)的好尤其是(⌚)以(⌚)前都(⌚)觉得不如你自(zì )己的

王(⌚)桂英就一直看不起二(èr )舅

王(wáng )桂英的(⌚)男人叫陈四虎

名(míng )字里面只(⌚)不过有个虎字但是是只病猫

陈四虎老实的三棍子打不出个屁(⌚)来

他怕事平时家里的事全是(⌚)王桂英撑腰

今天二舅摆上梁酒(jiǔ )王桂英不知好(hǎo )歹找碴陈(chén )四(⌚)虎就躲(⌚)在(⌚)屋里不出头

陈(⌚)四虎你(⌚)出不出(chū )来管一管你(nǐ )如果这样再不论别怪我一点(diǎn )也(⌚)(yě )不客气了王桂英骂(⌚)(mà(⌚) )的真的(⌚)很难(ná(⌚)n )听(⌚)手中还不时的铲着(⌚)鸡(⌚)粪猪粪往院(yuà(⌚)n )子这(zhè(⌚) )边甩(⌚)二舅实在是(⌚)忍无可忍(rěn )的道

爹你跟(gēn )他啰唆什么呢东西啊大表(⌚)哥的确对(⌚)二舅实(⌚)在(⌚)(zài )是太(tài )温(⌚)和的处(chù )理不满

大表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以(yǐ )打开了隔壁(⌚)的(de )大门

早守(shǒu )在门口的二表(biǎo )哥带(dà(⌚)i )着兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出来是(shì )一顿打

幸好村里几个干部(bù(⌚) )也(⌚)几人就把众人给(⌚)抽开(kāi )了

王桂英(⌚)说要(yào )可以(⌚)报警村书记许(⌚)红星(xīng )嘲(cháo )弄道王(⌚)(wá(⌚)ng )桂(guì(⌚) )英(⌚)你有脸打110人(rén )家(jiā )摆酒席你泼屎打了你又是活(⌚)该倒霉你今天要不向吴老二(⌚)道歉吧(ba )看(⌚)(kà(⌚)n )我咋收拾好你

王桂英哪里(lǐ )肯去(qù )道歉

她见所有人都奚落她的(de )不是(⌚)顿时就(⌚)气的要(⌚)撞墙自戕

更何(⌚)况(kuàng )几人(⌚)的人多(duō )把她给拉住了

这时(⌚)候(hòu )场(chǎng )面僵在原地(⌚)了几方面都下不来台

更何况陈四(⌚)虎从房里走了(⌚)出来他(tā )向(⌚)二(⌚)舅道(⌚)了歉还(⌚)(hái )向许书记只(⌚)(zhī )要管好(⌚)老婆自愿来陪(⌚)偿二(⌚)舅(⌚)三百块钱王(⌚)桂英也被懦弱(ruò )的陈四虎气的一时(⌚)间回(⌚)了娘家事情(qíng )才算(suàn )告了一(yī )段落

事(⌚)情下来了一(⌚)年多(duō )我(⌚)又(⌚)回(⌚)来了一(yī )次(cì )二舅家(jiā )吃饭不这回(⌚)是白(bái )事

王桂英那次受了气虽说对(⌚)(duì )二舅(jiù )一(yī )家耿耿于怀但(⌚)更气(qì )陈(⌚)四虎的太窝(wō )囊

她(⌚)天天上更加变(biàn )本加(jiā )厉的数落陈四虎的懦(nuò )弱无能终于成(⌚)功(⌚)把陈(⌚)四虎(⌚)给烧穿了

那天(tiān )二舅还(⌚)(hái )在城里去打工二舅妈一(⌚)个(⌚)人在菜地干活的人

陈四虎那着砍(⌚)(kǎn )草的镰刀来到菜地把(bǎ(⌚) )二(⌚)舅妈砍(⌚)翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远远超出长度(dù )也(⌚)没办(bàn )法(⌚)一下把人脑袋砍下(⌚)来

陈(chén )四虎面驳(⌚)周边惊(⌚)慌的村(cūn )民(⌚)的面一镰刀一镰(⌚)刀的(⌚)砍下了二舅(⌚)妈(mā )的(⌚)脑袋

接着提着(⌚)血(xuè )淋淋的的(⌚)脑袋回到家里(lǐ )扔(rēng )到了王(wáng )桂(guì(⌚) )英(yī(⌚)ng )面前

你看一(⌚)下我倒(⌚)底有没窝囊废有胆量的(de )村(⌚)民伏在门缝(⌚)上见到(⌚)他(tā )这样的话问王桂英

王桂英被吓的魂不附体号(hà(⌚)o )陶痛哭

陈四虎(hǔ )得意地(dì )的压了一桶水洗干净的手脚正坐(zuò(⌚) )在堂屋看(⌚)电(⌚)视(shì(⌚) )节目

很快地J察就进了(⌚)村立(lì )即(jí )逮捕了(⌚)陈四虎

法医仵(⌚)作(⌚)验(⌚)尸(⌚)让亲戚邻里自己去看(⌚)

大夏(⌚)天放(fàng )了一两天的(⌚)人头恶臭(⌚)很(⌚)难(⌚)闻(wén )看(kàn )完的人都吐了

吃东西的那(⌚)天王(⌚)桂英(⌚)(yī(⌚)ng )是没(⌚)有再找(⌚)你麻烦

她家的(⌚)门(⌚)上落了锁没人明白了她去哪了