丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看(kàn )到过(⌚)的毁(huǐ )三观的画(⌚)面是什么
• 3你曾经做(⌚)过最羞(⌚)耻的事(⌚)情是什么
• 4你听过或(⌚)看(⌚)过(guò(⌚) )哪(⌚)些(xiē(⌚) )变态故事

1丑(⌚)陋(⌚)片(piàn )尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(⌚)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(⌚)人(⌚)

所属专(⌚)辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(⌚)看到过的毁(⌚)三观的画(huà )面是什么

3你曾经做(⌚)过(guò )最羞耻的(⌚)事情是(⌚)(shì )什么

4你(⌚)听过或看过哪些变(⌚)态故(⌚)事

几大桌子的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突然之(⌚)间靠院墙的几桌客人(⌚)一阵大(⌚)乱

大家闷哼看(kàn )过来原来(⌚)是是院墙隔壁有一些(xiē )邪秽的东西不时(shí(⌚) )飞过来

酒菜不(⌚)能(néng )不能再吃一些宾客(⌚)的衣服也(⌚)沾(⌚)了脏很(⌚)多人都气的怒骂

做为主人的二(èr )舅也就(⌚)肯定(⌚)不能不闻不问

他跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿(ná )梯子(zǐ )爬到院(yuàn )墙和邻居(⌚)对骂

王(⌚)(wáng )桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我(⌚)瞎折腾(⌚)我也就忍了今天你去(qù(⌚) )见这样多(duō )人跟(gēn )我较劲我非撕烂你(nǐ )的嘴巴不可二舅(⌚)站(⌚)(zhàn )在梯子气极败(bài )坏的骂(⌚)道

吴明(⌚)宏(hó(⌚)ng )你有胆子(⌚)就(⌚)再试试你一(⌚)天不(⌚)把事情能解决好老娘就一天不放你(⌚)对面传他(tā )们来了一个(⌚)妇(⌚)女的骂声(⌚)

二(èr )舅家农(nóng )村的房子(zǐ(⌚) )是挨得很(⌚)近(⌚)隔壁建(⌚)的

以前(⌚)房子一样高(gāo )下雨天各家(⌚)(jiā(⌚) )屋上的雨水向着瓦片(⌚)淌入各家院里(⌚)

可(kě )二舅拆(chāi )了旧房起(⌚)新房新(⌚)房比隔壁的(⌚)房(⌚)子高(gāo )了半米角上(shàng )的雨水就往隔壁屋顶上(shàng )流肯(kěn )定也就进了他家的院(yuàn )子

不过这也并(bìng )非(fē(⌚)i )有什么(⌚)大(dà )事

流到院子里院(⌚)子里的确就有(yǒu )排水沟能有什么东西影(⌚)响(⌚)呢

不(bú )过(⌚)王桂(⌚)英不这样想

原来(lái )大家大都庄稼人(⌚)靠天收成经济条件不多邻(⌚)里关系也美满(mǎn )和(⌚)谐

可二舅这几年地(⌚)里活不忙就去城(chéng )里(⌚)打零(⌚)工(⌚)挣的钱盖了这(zhè )几间新瓦(wǎ )房

些(xiē(⌚) )农村人就有(⌚)这(⌚)个红眼病见(jiàn )岂能别人比自己(⌚)过(guò )的好尤其(qí )是以前都觉(⌚)得不如你自己的(⌚)

王桂英就一直(⌚)看(⌚)不起二舅

王桂英的男人叫(jiào )陈(chén )四(⌚)虎(⌚)

名字里面(⌚)只不过(⌚)有个(gè )虎字但是是只病猫(⌚)(mā(⌚)o )

陈四虎老实的三棍子(zǐ )打不出个屁来

他怕事平时(⌚)(shí )家里的(de )事全是王桂(⌚)英撑腰

今天(⌚)二舅(jiù )摆(⌚)上(shàng )梁酒王桂(⌚)英不(bú )知(zhī )好歹找碴陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)就躲在屋里(lǐ(⌚) )不(⌚)出头

陈四虎你(⌚)出不(⌚)出(chū )来(⌚)管一管你如(⌚)果(⌚)这样(⌚)再不论别怪我一点也不客气(⌚)了(le )王桂(⌚)英(yīng )骂的真的很难听手中还不时的铲(chǎn )着鸡粪猪粪往(wǎng )院子(⌚)(zǐ )这边甩二(⌚)舅实(⌚)在是忍(rěn )无(wú )可忍的道

爹(⌚)你跟他啰(luō )唆什(⌚)么呢东西啊(⌚)大(dà )表(biǎo )哥的确对二(èr )舅(jiù(⌚) )实在是太(⌚)温和(⌚)的处理(⌚)不满(⌚)

大表哥拿板(bǎ(⌚)n )凳(⌚)攀(⌚)过(guò )了院墙(⌚)可以(yǐ )打开了(⌚)隔壁(⌚)的大(dà )门

早守在门口(⌚)的二表哥(⌚)(gē )带(dài )着(⌚)兴(⌚)奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上(shàng )夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出(⌚)来是一顿打

幸(⌚)好村(cūn )里几个干部(⌚)也(⌚)几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英(⌚)说要(yào )可以(⌚)报(⌚)警(⌚)村书记许红(⌚)星(⌚)嘲弄道王桂英你有(⌚)脸打110人家(⌚)摆酒席你泼屎打了(le )你又是(⌚)活该倒霉你今天要不向吴老二道歉吧看我咋收拾(⌚)好(⌚)你

王桂英哪里肯去道歉

她(⌚)见所(⌚)有(⌚)人都奚落她的不是顿时就气的要撞(zhuàng )墙自戕

更何(⌚)况几人的人多把她给拉住了(⌚)

这时候场(⌚)面僵(⌚)在原地了几(⌚)方面都下不来台

更何况陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)从房(⌚)(fáng )里走了出(chū )来他(⌚)向二舅道了歉还向(⌚)许书记只要管好老婆自愿(⌚)(yuàn )来陪偿(⌚)二舅三百(bǎi )块钱王桂(⌚)英也被懦弱的(de )陈(⌚)四虎气的一(⌚)时间回了(⌚)娘家(⌚)事情才算告了一段落(⌚)

事情下(xià )来了(le )一(yī )年多我又(⌚)回来了一(yī )次二(èr )舅(⌚)家吃(⌚)饭(⌚)不(bú )这回是白事

王桂英(yīng )那次受(shòu )了(⌚)气虽说对二(⌚)舅一(yī )家(⌚)耿耿于怀但更气陈四(⌚)虎(⌚)的太窝(⌚)囊(ná(⌚)ng )

她天天上更(gèng )加变本加厉(⌚)的(⌚)数落(⌚)陈(⌚)四虎的懦弱无能(néng )终于成功(⌚)把陈四(⌚)虎给烧穿了

那天二(è(⌚)r )舅还在城里去打(dǎ )工二舅(jiù(⌚) )妈一(yī )个人在菜(cài )地干活的人

陈(⌚)(ché(⌚)n )四虎那着(⌚)砍草(cǎo )的镰刀(dāo )来到(dào )菜地把二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋(⌚)利但远远(⌚)超(⌚)出(⌚)长度(dù )也(yě )没(⌚)办法一(yī )下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊(jīng )慌(⌚)的村民的面一镰(⌚)刀一(⌚)镰刀的砍下(xià )了二舅妈(⌚)的脑袋

接着提(⌚)着血淋(⌚)淋的(⌚)的脑袋回到家里扔到了王桂(⌚)英(⌚)(yīng )面前

你看(⌚)一(⌚)下我倒底有没窝囊废有胆量的村民伏在门缝上见到(dà(⌚)o )他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英被吓(xià(⌚) )的魂不附体(⌚)号陶痛(⌚)哭(⌚)

陈四(⌚)虎得意地的(⌚)压了一桶水洗干净(⌚)的手脚正(⌚)坐在(⌚)堂屋看(⌚)(kàn )电(⌚)视节目

很快地J察就进了(le )村立即逮(⌚)捕了(⌚)陈(⌚)四虎(⌚)

法医仵作验尸让(⌚)亲(qīn )戚邻里自己去看

大夏天(⌚)(tiān )放了一(yī )两(liǎng )天的人头恶臭很难闻看(⌚)完(wán )的人都吐了

吃东西的(⌚)那(⌚)天王桂英(⌚)是没(⌚)(méi )有再找你麻(má(⌚) )烦

她家的门上落(luò )了(⌚)锁没人明白(⌚)了(⌚)她去哪了