丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(chǒu )陋片尾曲(⌚)
• 2你曾经(⌚)看到过(guò )的毁三观(⌚)的画(⌚)面是什么(⌚)(me )
• 3你(nǐ )曾经做过最羞耻的(de )事情是(shì )什么(⌚)
• 4你(⌚)听过或(huò )看过哪些变(⌚)态故事(shì )

1丑陋片尾(wěi )曲(⌚)

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑(⌚)HereComesTheWeekend

英文(⌚)歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(⌚)(jīng )看到过(⌚)的毁三观的(⌚)画面是什么

3你曾经做过(guò )最羞(xiū(⌚) )耻的(⌚)事情是什么

4你听过或看过(guò(⌚) )哪些(⌚)变态故(gù )事

几大桌子的宾客(⌚)正吃几(jǐ(⌚) )顿(⌚)的兴奋突然之间(jiān )靠(kà(⌚)o )院墙(⌚)的几桌(⌚)客人一阵大乱

大(dà(⌚) )家闷哼看(kàn )过来原来(⌚)是是院墙隔壁有一些(⌚)邪秽的东西不时(⌚)飞过来

酒(⌚)菜不能不能再吃一些宾客(kè )的(de )衣服也沾(⌚)了脏很(⌚)多人(rén )都气的怒骂(mà )

做(zuò )为(wéi )主人的二舅也就(⌚)肯(⌚)定(⌚)不能不闻不问

他跟宾(bīn )客们(men )道(⌚)了几(⌚)句(jù )歉(qiàn )就拿梯(tī )子爬到院墙(qiáng )和邻居对骂

王(wáng )桂英我(wǒ )XXXXX你平时跟我(wǒ )瞎折腾我也就忍了(⌚)今天你(⌚)去(qù )见这(⌚)样(yà(⌚)ng )多人跟(⌚)我较劲我非(⌚)撕烂你的嘴巴不可二(èr )舅站在梯子气极败坏的骂(mà )道(⌚)

吴明宏你(⌚)有胆子就(jiù(⌚) )再试(shì )试你一天不把事(shì )情(⌚)能解决好老娘就一天不放你对面(⌚)(miàn )传(⌚)他们来(lái )了(le )一个妇女的(de )骂声

二舅家农村的房子是挨(⌚)得很近(jìn )隔壁建的

以前房子一样高下雨天各(⌚)家(jiā )屋上的雨水(shuǐ(⌚) )向着瓦片淌入各家院里

可二(èr )舅(⌚)拆(⌚)了旧房(⌚)起新房新(⌚)房(⌚)比(bǐ )隔壁的房子高了半米角上(shàng )的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋顶上(shàng )流肯定也就(jiù )进了他家(⌚)的(⌚)院(yuàn )子(⌚)

不过这(⌚)也(⌚)并非(⌚)有什(⌚)(shí )么(⌚)大事(⌚)

流到院子里院子里的(de )确就有排水沟能有什么东西影响呢

不过王桂英不这(⌚)样想

原(yuán )来大家大都庄稼人靠天收(shōu )成经济(jì )条件不多邻里关(⌚)(guān )系也美满(⌚)和(⌚)谐

可二舅这几(⌚)年地里活不忙就(⌚)去(⌚)城(chéng )里(⌚)打(dǎ )零(⌚)工挣的钱盖了这几间新(xīn )瓦(⌚)(wǎ )房

些农村人就有这个红眼病见(⌚)岂能(⌚)别人比自(⌚)己过的(de )好尤其(⌚)是以前都觉得(dé )不如(⌚)你自己的

王桂英就一(yī )直看不起二舅

王桂英的男(ná(⌚)n )人叫(⌚)陈(⌚)四虎(⌚)

名字里面只不过有个虎字但是是只病(⌚)(bìng )猫(mā(⌚)o )

陈四虎老实的三(sān )棍子打(⌚)不出个屁(⌚)来(lái )

他(⌚)怕事(shì )平时家里的(⌚)(de )事全是王(wáng )桂英撑(chēng )腰

今天二舅摆上(⌚)梁酒王桂(⌚)英不知好歹找碴陈四(sì )虎就躲在屋(wū )里不出头

陈四虎你(nǐ )出不(bú )出来(lái )管(⌚)一管你如果(⌚)这样再(zài )不(⌚)论别(⌚)怪我一点也不(bú )客(⌚)气了王桂英骂的真(⌚)(zhēn )的(⌚)很难听手中还不时的铲(chǎn )着鸡粪猪粪往(⌚)院子这边甩二(⌚)(èr )舅实在是忍无可忍的道

爹你跟他啰唆什(⌚)么呢东西啊(⌚)大(⌚)(dà )表哥的(⌚)确对二(èr )舅(⌚)实在(⌚)是太温和的(de )处理不满

大表(⌚)哥(⌚)拿板(⌚)(bǎn )凳攀过了院墙可以(yǐ )打(dǎ )开了隔壁的(⌚)大门

早(⌚)守(shǒu )在门口的(de )二表哥(gē )带着兴奋几个堂兄弟(⌚)一拥(⌚)而上(⌚)夺过王桂(⌚)英(⌚)手中的铁锹(⌚)(qiā(⌚)o )出来是一顿打

幸好村里几个干部也(yě(⌚) )几人(⌚)就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要可以报(bào )警村书记许红星嘲弄道(⌚)王桂(⌚)英你(nǐ(⌚) )有脸(liǎn )打110人家摆酒席你泼屎打了你(⌚)又(⌚)是活该倒(⌚)霉你今(⌚)天要(⌚)不向吴老(lǎo )二道歉吧(⌚)看我咋收(⌚)拾好你

王桂英哪里肯去道歉

她(tā(⌚) )见所(⌚)有人都奚(xī )落(luò )她(⌚)的不是顿时就气的要撞墙自戕

更何(⌚)况几人(⌚)的人(⌚)多把(⌚)(bǎ )她给(gěi )拉(⌚)住(⌚)了

这(⌚)时(⌚)候场面僵在原地了几方面都下不(bú )来台

更何况(⌚)陈四虎从(⌚)房里走了出来他向(xiàng )二舅道(⌚)(dà(⌚)o )了歉(qiàn )还向(⌚)许书记只要(yào )管好(⌚)老(⌚)(lǎo )婆自愿来陪偿二舅三百块(kuài )钱王桂(guì )英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回(⌚)了娘家事情才算告了(⌚)(le )一段落

事情(⌚)下来了(⌚)一年多我(wǒ )又(yòu )回来了一次二舅家吃饭不这回是白事

王(wá(⌚)ng )桂英那次受了(⌚)气(⌚)虽(⌚)(suī )说(⌚)对二舅一(⌚)(yī )家耿耿于怀但更气(qì )陈四(⌚)(sì(⌚) )虎的(de )太(⌚)窝囊

她天天上更加变本加(⌚)厉(lì )的数落陈四虎(⌚)的懦(⌚)(nuò(⌚) )弱无能终于成功(⌚)把陈四虎(⌚)给烧(⌚)穿了

那(nà )天二舅还在城里去打(⌚)(dǎ(⌚) )工二舅(jiù )妈一个人在(⌚)菜地干活的(⌚)人(⌚)

陈四虎那着砍草(⌚)(cǎo )的(de )镰刀来(⌚)(lái )到(⌚)菜(cài )地把二舅(jiù )妈砍(⌚)翻在地

镰刀再(zà(⌚)i )锋(⌚)利但远远超出长度也没办法一下把(⌚)人脑袋砍下来

陈(ché(⌚)n )四虎(⌚)面驳周边惊慌的(⌚)村(⌚)(cūn )民的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍下了二(⌚)舅(⌚)妈(mā )的脑袋

接着提着血淋淋(lí(⌚)n )的的脑袋回(⌚)到家(⌚)里扔到了王桂英面前(qián )

你看一下我倒底有(⌚)没窝囊废有(⌚)胆(dǎn )量(liàng )的村(⌚)民伏在门缝上见到他这(⌚)样(yàng )的话问王桂英

王(⌚)桂英被(⌚)吓的魂不(⌚)附(⌚)体号(⌚)陶痛哭(⌚)

陈四虎得意地的压了一(⌚)(yī )桶水洗干净(⌚)的手(⌚)脚(⌚)正坐在堂屋看电视节目(mù(⌚) )

很快(⌚)地J察就(⌚)(jiù )进了村(⌚)立即逮捕了陈四虎(⌚)

法医仵作验尸让亲戚(⌚)邻里自己去看

大夏天(tiān )放了一两(⌚)天的人头恶臭很(⌚)难闻看(kà(⌚)n )完的(de )人(⌚)都吐了

吃东西的那(⌚)天王桂英(yī(⌚)ng )是没有再找你(⌚)麻烦

她家的门上(⌚)落了(⌚)锁没(⌚)人明白(bái )了她去哪了(⌚)