丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(chǒu )陋片尾曲(⌚)
• 2你曾(⌚)经看到过的毁三观的画面是什(⌚)么(⌚)
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情(⌚)是什么
• 4你(nǐ )听过或看过(guò(⌚) )哪些变(⌚)态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演(⌚)唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属(⌚)(shǔ )专(zhuān )辑(jí )HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾(⌚)经(jī(⌚)ng )看(⌚)到过的毁三观的画(huà )面(miàn )是(⌚)什么(me )

3你曾经(⌚)做过(⌚)最羞耻的事情(⌚)(qíng )是什么

4你听过或看过哪(nǎ )些变态故事(⌚)

几大(⌚)桌子的宾客(⌚)正(zhèng )吃几顿(⌚)的兴奋(⌚)突然之间靠院墙的几(⌚)桌(⌚)客人一(⌚)阵大乱(luà(⌚)n )

大家闷(⌚)哼看(⌚)过(⌚)来原来是是院(⌚)墙隔壁有一些(⌚)邪秽的东西(xī(⌚) )不时飞过(guò )来(⌚)

酒菜不(⌚)能不能(⌚)再吃一(⌚)些宾客的衣服也(⌚)沾了(le )脏很多人都(⌚)气的怒(⌚)骂

做为主人的二舅也就肯定不能(néng )不(⌚)闻不(⌚)问

他跟宾(⌚)客(⌚)们道(⌚)了几句歉就拿梯(tī )子(⌚)爬到院墙和邻(⌚)居对(⌚)骂

王桂(guì )英我XXXXX你(⌚)平(píng )时(shí )跟我瞎折(⌚)腾我也(yě )就忍了今(⌚)天你去(⌚)见这(⌚)样多人跟我较(jiào )劲(jìn )我非(⌚)撕烂你的嘴(⌚)巴不(⌚)可二舅站在梯子气(⌚)极败坏的(⌚)骂道(⌚)

吴明宏你有(⌚)胆(dǎn )子就(⌚)再试试你一(yī )天不把(bǎ(⌚) )事(⌚)情能解决好老娘(⌚)就(jiù )一(⌚)天不放你对面传他们来了一个妇女的(⌚)骂声

二舅家农(⌚)村(⌚)的房子是挨得(⌚)很近隔(⌚)壁(⌚)建的

以前(qiá(⌚)n )房子一样高(⌚)下(⌚)雨天(tiān )各(gè )家屋上的(de )雨水向着瓦片(⌚)(pià(⌚)n )淌入各(⌚)家院里

可二舅(⌚)拆(⌚)了旧房起新(xīn )房新(⌚)房比隔(gé )壁(⌚)的(⌚)房子高了半米(mǐ )角上的(⌚)雨水就往(⌚)隔壁屋顶(dǐng )上流肯定也就进了他家的院子

不过这(⌚)也并非(⌚)有(⌚)什么大(dà )事

流到院子里(⌚)院子里(lǐ )的确就有排水沟能(⌚)有什(shí )么东(dōng )西影(yǐng )响呢

不过王桂英不这样(⌚)想

原来(⌚)大家大都(⌚)庄稼人(⌚)靠天收(⌚)成经济条件不多邻(⌚)里关系也美满和谐

可二舅这几(jǐ )年(⌚)地里活(⌚)不忙就(jiù )去城里打零工(gōng )挣的钱盖了这(zhè )几间(⌚)新(xī(⌚)n )瓦房

些(⌚)农村人就有这个红眼病见(⌚)岂能别人比自己过的(⌚)好尤其是以前都觉(⌚)得不如你自己的

王桂英就一直(⌚)看不(⌚)起(qǐ )二舅

王(wáng )桂英的男人(⌚)叫陈四虎

名字里面只不过有个虎字但(⌚)是是只病猫

陈四虎老实(⌚)的(⌚)三(sān )棍子打不出个屁来

他怕事(⌚)平时家(jiā )里的事全是(⌚)王桂英撑腰

今天(tiān )二舅摆上(⌚)(shàng )梁(⌚)酒王桂英不(⌚)知好歹找碴陈四虎就躲在(⌚)屋里不出(chū )头

陈四虎你出不出来管一管你如果(guǒ )这样再不论(⌚)别怪(⌚)(guài )我(⌚)一(⌚)点(⌚)也(⌚)不(⌚)客气了王(⌚)桂英骂的真的(⌚)(de )很难听手(⌚)中还(⌚)不(bú )时(⌚)(shí )的铲(chǎn )着鸡粪猪粪(fè(⌚)n )往院子这(⌚)边甩(shuǎi )二(⌚)舅实(⌚)在是忍(rěn )无(wú(⌚) )可忍的(⌚)道

爹你跟(⌚)他(tā )啰(luō )唆(suō(⌚) )什么呢东西啊大表哥的确对二舅(⌚)实在是太(⌚)温和(hé )的处理不满

大(⌚)表哥拿板凳攀(⌚)过(⌚)了院墙可以打开了隔壁的大(dà )门(⌚)

早守在门口的(⌚)(de )二表哥(⌚)带着(zhe )兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英(yīng )手中(⌚)的铁锹(qiāo )出(⌚)来是一顿打(⌚)

幸好村里几个(⌚)干部也几人就把众人给抽开(⌚)了

王桂英说要可以报(bào )警村书记许(⌚)红星嘲(cháo )弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席你(⌚)泼屎打了你(⌚)又是活该倒霉你今天要不向吴老(lǎo )二道歉吧看我咋收拾好(⌚)你

王桂(guì )英哪(nǎ )里(lǐ )肯去道(dào )歉

她见(jià(⌚)n )所有人(rén )都奚落(⌚)她(⌚)的不是顿(dù(⌚)n )时(shí(⌚) )就(jiù(⌚) )气的要撞(zhuàng )墙(⌚)自戕

更(⌚)何况几人的人多把她给拉(⌚)住了

这(⌚)时候场面(⌚)僵在原地(dì )了几方面都下不来台

更何况(⌚)陈四虎从房里(lǐ )走(zǒu )了出(chū )来(⌚)他向二舅道了歉还向许(⌚)书(shū )记(jì )只要(yào )管好老婆(pó )自愿来陪偿(⌚)二(èr )舅(⌚)三百块钱(qián )王桂(⌚)英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回(⌚)了娘(⌚)家事情才算告了一(⌚)(yī )段(⌚)落(luò(⌚) )

事(⌚)情下(⌚)来了(⌚)一年多我又回来了一次(cì )二舅家吃(⌚)饭不这回是白事

王(wáng )桂英(⌚)那次受了气虽(⌚)说对(⌚)二舅一家(⌚)(jiā )耿(gěng )耿于怀但更(⌚)气陈四虎(⌚)的太窝囊

她天天上更加(jiā )变本(běn )加厉的数(⌚)落陈四虎的懦(nuò )弱(⌚)无能(⌚)终于成(⌚)功把陈四虎给(⌚)烧穿了(⌚)(le )

那(⌚)天二(⌚)舅还在(⌚)城里去(⌚)打工二舅妈(mā )一个人(rén )在菜地干活的(de )人

陈四(⌚)虎那着(zhe )砍草的镰(⌚)刀来(lá(⌚)i )到菜地把二(⌚)舅妈(⌚)砍(⌚)翻在(⌚)(zài )地

镰刀再锋(⌚)利但远远超(chāo )出长度也没办法一下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四(sì )虎(⌚)面驳周边惊(jī(⌚)ng )慌的村(⌚)民的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着提着血淋(lín )淋(⌚)的的脑袋(⌚)回到(⌚)家里扔到了王桂(⌚)英面前

你(⌚)看一下我(wǒ )倒底有没窝(wō )囊废有(yǒu )胆量的村(cūn )民(⌚)伏在(zài )门(mén )缝上见(jiàn )到他这样的(⌚)话问王桂英

王桂英被吓的魂不(bú(⌚) )附体号(⌚)陶痛哭

陈四虎(⌚)得意地的压(yā )了一(yī(⌚) )桶水(⌚)洗干(⌚)净(jìng )的(de )手脚正坐在堂屋看(⌚)电视(⌚)节(⌚)目

很快地J察(⌚)就进了村立(lì )即逮捕了陈四虎(hǔ )

法医(yī )仵作验尸让亲戚邻里自己去看

大夏天放了(⌚)(le )一两天的人头恶臭很(hěn )难(⌚)闻(wén )看完的人都吐了

吃东西的那(⌚)天王桂英(⌚)是没有再找你麻烦

她家的门上落了锁(⌚)没(⌚)人明白了她(⌚)去哪了(⌚)