丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(⌚)陋(⌚)片尾曲(⌚)
• 2你曾(cé(⌚)ng )经看到过的毁三观的画(huà )面是什么
• 3你曾经做过最羞(xiū )耻的(⌚)事情是什么
• 4你听过或看过哪些变(⌚)态故(⌚)事(⌚)

1丑陋片(⌚)尾曲

RightRound

演(⌚)唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(⌚)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑(⌚)HereComesTheWeekend

英(⌚)文歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ )曾经(⌚)看(⌚)到(⌚)过的毁三观的画面是什么

3你曾经做过最(⌚)羞耻的事情(qíng )是什么(me )

4你听(tīng )过或(⌚)看过哪(nǎ )些变(⌚)态故事

几大桌子的宾客正(⌚)吃几顿的兴(⌚)(xìng )奋突然(rán )之间靠院墙(qiáng )的几桌客(kè )人一阵大乱

大家闷(⌚)哼看(⌚)过来原来(⌚)是是院墙隔(⌚)壁有一些(xiē )邪(⌚)秽的(⌚)东西不时飞过来

酒菜不能不能(néng )再(⌚)吃(chī )一些宾客的衣服(fú )也沾了(le )脏很多人都气的怒骂

做为主(zhǔ )人的二舅(⌚)也(⌚)就肯定不(bú )能(⌚)不闻不问

他跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿(ná )梯子(zǐ )爬到院墙(⌚)和邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你(nǐ )平(pí(⌚)ng )时跟我瞎折腾我也就(⌚)忍(rěn )了今天你(⌚)去见这样多(⌚)人跟(⌚)(gē(⌚)n )我(⌚)较(⌚)劲我非撕烂(là(⌚)n )你的嘴(⌚)巴(⌚)不(⌚)可二舅(jiù(⌚) )站在(⌚)(zài )梯(⌚)子气极败坏的骂(mà )道(dào )

吴明宏你有胆(dǎn )子就再(⌚)试试你一天不把事情能(néng )解决好(⌚)老娘就一天不放你(⌚)对(duì )面传(⌚)他们来了一个妇(fù )女(⌚)的(⌚)骂(mà )声

二舅(⌚)家农村(⌚)的(⌚)房子是挨得很近隔(⌚)壁建的

以前房(⌚)子一样高下雨天各(⌚)家(⌚)屋(⌚)上的雨水(⌚)向着瓦片淌(tǎng )入各家院里

可(kě )二舅拆(chāi )了旧(⌚)房起新房新房比隔壁的(de )房子高了半米角上的雨水(⌚)就(jiù )往隔壁屋(⌚)顶上流(liú )肯定也就进了他家(jiā )的(⌚)院子(⌚)

不过这(⌚)也并(⌚)非有什么大事

流(liú )到院子里院(⌚)子里的(de )确就有排水沟(⌚)能(⌚)有什么东西(⌚)影响呢

不(⌚)过(guò(⌚) )王桂英不这样想

原来大家大都庄(⌚)(zhuā(⌚)ng )稼人(⌚)(ré(⌚)n )靠(⌚)天收成经济(⌚)条(⌚)件不多邻里关系(⌚)也美(měi )满和谐

可二舅这几年地里(⌚)活不忙就去城里打零工挣的(⌚)钱盖了这(⌚)几间新瓦房

些农村人就有(yǒu )这个红眼病见岂能(néng )别人(rén )比自己过的(⌚)好(⌚)尤其(⌚)是以前都觉得不如(⌚)(rú )你自(zì )己的

王桂(guì )英(yī(⌚)ng )就一直看(⌚)不起二(èr )舅

王桂英的(⌚)男(⌚)(ná(⌚)n )人(⌚)叫陈四(sì )虎

名(míng )字(⌚)里面只不过有个虎字(⌚)(zì )但是是只(zhī )病(bì(⌚)ng )猫(māo )

陈(chén )四虎(⌚)老实的三棍(⌚)子打(⌚)(dǎ )不(⌚)出个屁(⌚)来(lái )

他怕事(⌚)平时家里的(⌚)事全是王桂英(yīng )撑(⌚)腰(yāo )

今天二(⌚)舅摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找碴陈四(⌚)虎就躲在屋里(lǐ )不出头

陈四虎你出不(⌚)出来管一管(guǎn )你如果这(zhè )样再(zài )不论(⌚)别怪我一点也不客气了王桂英(⌚)骂的(⌚)真的很难听手中还不时的铲着鸡粪猪粪往院(⌚)子这边甩二舅实在是忍(rěn )无可忍的(de )道

爹你跟(⌚)他啰(⌚)唆(⌚)(suō(⌚) )什么(⌚)呢东西(⌚)啊大表哥的确对(duì )二舅实(shí )在是太(⌚)温(⌚)和的处理不满

大表哥拿板凳(⌚)攀过了院墙可(⌚)以打开了(⌚)隔(⌚)壁的大门

早(⌚)守在门口的(de )二表哥(⌚)带(dà(⌚)i )着(zhe )兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥(yōng )而上夺过王桂英(⌚)手中的铁锹出来是一(yī )顿打

幸好村里几(⌚)个干部也几(jǐ(⌚) )人(⌚)就(jiù )把众人给抽开(kāi )了(le )

王桂英(⌚)说要可以报警村(⌚)(cūn )书(⌚)记(⌚)许红(⌚)星嘲弄道王桂(guì )英(yīng )你有脸打110人家(⌚)摆酒席你泼屎打了你又是(⌚)活该倒霉(méi )你(nǐ )今(⌚)天(⌚)要不向吴老二道歉(⌚)吧看我咋(zǎ(⌚) )收拾好你

王桂英哪里肯去(⌚)道歉(qiàn )

她(⌚)见所有(⌚)人都(dō(⌚)u )奚落她的不是顿时就气的要撞墙自戕

更何况几人(rén )的人多把她给拉住了

这时候场面僵在原(⌚)(yuán )地了(⌚)几方面都下不(⌚)来台

更何(⌚)况(⌚)陈四虎从房里走了(⌚)出来他向二舅道了歉还向许书记只(⌚)要(⌚)管(⌚)好(hǎo )老婆(⌚)自愿(⌚)来陪(⌚)偿二(⌚)(èr )舅三百块钱王桂英也被懦弱(⌚)的陈四虎气(qì )的(⌚)一时间回了娘家(⌚)事情才算(suàn )告了一段落

事情下来了(le )一年多(⌚)我又回来了(le )一次二(èr )舅家吃饭不这(⌚)回(⌚)是白事

王桂英那次受(⌚)了气虽说对二舅一家耿耿于怀但更气陈四虎(hǔ )的太(tài )窝(⌚)(wō(⌚) )囊

她天(⌚)天上更(⌚)(gèng )加变本加厉的数落(⌚)陈(chén )四(⌚)虎(hǔ )的懦(⌚)弱(⌚)无能(⌚)终于成功把陈(⌚)四虎给(⌚)烧穿了

那天二(⌚)舅还在城(⌚)(chéng )里(⌚)去打(⌚)工二(⌚)舅妈一个人在菜地(dì )干活的人(ré(⌚)n )

陈四虎那着砍草的镰刀(⌚)来到菜地(⌚)把(bǎ )二舅妈砍翻(⌚)在地

镰(⌚)刀再锋利(lì )但远(yuǎn )远超出长度也没(méi )办法一下把(⌚)人脑袋砍下来(lái )

陈(chén )四虎面驳(⌚)周边(biā(⌚)n )惊慌的村民的面一镰刀一镰(⌚)(lián )刀的砍下了二(⌚)舅妈的(⌚)脑袋

接着提着血淋淋的的(⌚)脑袋回到(⌚)家里扔到了王桂英面前

你(⌚)看一下(xià )我倒底有没(méi )窝(⌚)囊废(⌚)有(⌚)胆量的村民伏在门缝(féng )上见到他这(⌚)样的话问王桂英(⌚)(yīng )

王桂英被吓的魂不(bú(⌚) )附体号陶痛哭

陈四虎(hǔ )得(dé )意地(⌚)(dì )的压(yā )了一(⌚)桶水洗干(⌚)净的手脚正(⌚)坐在堂屋看(⌚)电(⌚)视节(jiē )目

很(⌚)快地J察就(⌚)(jiù(⌚) )进(jì(⌚)n )了村(cūn )立即(jí )逮捕了(le )陈四虎

法医(⌚)仵(wǔ )作验(yàn )尸让亲(⌚)戚邻(⌚)里自己去看(⌚)

大(⌚)夏天放了一两天的人头恶臭很难闻看(⌚)完(⌚)的人都吐(tǔ )了

吃(⌚)东西的那天王(⌚)桂(⌚)英是(shì )没有再找你麻烦(fá(⌚)n )

她家的门上落了锁(⌚)没(⌚)人(⌚)明白了她(tā )去(⌚)哪(⌚)了(⌚)