丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(⌚)陋片尾曲(qǔ )
• 2你曾经看到过的(⌚)毁三观的(⌚)画面是什么
• 3你(⌚)曾经做(⌚)过(guò(⌚) )最羞(⌚)耻(⌚)(chǐ )的(⌚)事(shì )情是什么(⌚)
• 4你(⌚)听(tī(⌚)ng )过或看过哪些(⌚)变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编(biā(⌚)n )曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音(⌚)乐人

所属(shǔ )专(⌚)辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(⌚)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(jīng )看到过的毁三观的画面是(⌚)什么(me )

3你曾经做(zuò )过最羞耻的(⌚)事情是什么

4你听过(guò )或看过(⌚)哪些变态故事

几大桌子的(⌚)宾客(kè )正(zhèng )吃几顿的(de )兴奋突(tū )然之间(jiān )靠院墙的几桌(⌚)客(kè )人(⌚)一(⌚)阵大乱

大(⌚)(dà )家闷哼(⌚)看过来原(⌚)来(lái )是(shì )是院(⌚)(yuà(⌚)n )墙隔(⌚)壁(⌚)有一(⌚)些邪秽的(de )东西(⌚)(xī )不时飞过来

酒菜不能(né(⌚)ng )不能再吃一些宾客的衣服也沾了脏(⌚)很多(⌚)人都气的怒(nù )骂(mà )

做为主人的二舅也就肯(kě(⌚)n )定不能不闻不问

他跟宾(bī(⌚)n )客们道了几句歉就拿梯子爬(pá(⌚) )到(⌚)(dào )院墙(qiáng )和邻(lín )居对(⌚)骂

王(wáng )桂英(⌚)我XXXXX你平(⌚)时(⌚)跟我瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你去见这(zhè )样多人跟(gēn )我较劲(⌚)我(⌚)非撕烂你的嘴巴不可(⌚)二舅站(zhàn )在(⌚)梯子气极(⌚)败坏的骂(⌚)道

吴明(míng )宏(hó(⌚)ng )你(⌚)有胆子就再试(⌚)试你一(yī )天不把事情能解决(jué )好老娘就一天不放你对面传他们来了(le )一(yī )个妇女(nǚ )的(⌚)(de )骂声

二(⌚)舅家(⌚)农村的房子是(⌚)挨得很近隔壁建的

以前房子一(yī )样高下雨天(⌚)各家屋上的雨水向着(⌚)瓦片淌入各家院里

可二舅拆了旧(⌚)房(fáng )起新房(⌚)新房(fáng )比隔壁的房(fáng )子高了(⌚)半(⌚)(bàn )米角(⌚)上的雨水就(⌚)往(wǎng )隔(gé )壁屋顶上流肯定(dìng )也就进了他家(jiā )的院子

不(⌚)过这(⌚)也并(⌚)(bìng )非(⌚)有什么(⌚)大(⌚)(dà )事(⌚)

流到(dào )院子里院子里的确就(⌚)有(⌚)排水沟能有什(⌚)么东西影(⌚)响呢

不过(guò )王(⌚)桂英(yī(⌚)ng )不这样想

原来大家(jiā )大都庄稼人(⌚)靠天(tiān )收(⌚)(shō(⌚)u )成经(⌚)济条(⌚)件不多(duō )邻里(⌚)关(⌚)系也美满和(hé )谐

可二舅这几年地里活(⌚)不(⌚)忙(máng )就去(qù )城里打(⌚)零工挣的钱盖了(⌚)这(⌚)几间新瓦房

些(xiē )农村人就有这个红(⌚)眼病见岂(qǐ(⌚) )能(néng )别人比自己(⌚)过的好尤(⌚)其是(⌚)以前都(⌚)觉得(⌚)(dé )不(⌚)如(⌚)你自己的

王桂英就一直看(⌚)不(bú )起二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈(⌚)四虎

名字里面只不过(⌚)有(⌚)个虎字但是是只(zhī )病猫

陈四虎老(lǎo )实(shí )的三棍子打不出个屁来

他怕(⌚)事(⌚)平时(⌚)家里的(de )事(⌚)全是王(wáng )桂(guì )英(yīng )撑腰

今(⌚)天二舅摆上梁酒王(wá(⌚)ng )桂英不知好歹(⌚)找碴陈四虎(hǔ(⌚) )就躲在(zài )屋里(⌚)不出头

陈(⌚)四(sì(⌚) )虎你(⌚)(nǐ )出不出来管一管你(⌚)(nǐ(⌚) )如果这样(yàng )再不论别怪我(wǒ )一点也不客气了王桂英骂的(de )真的很难(nán )听手中还(hái )不时的铲(chǎn )着鸡粪(fè(⌚)n )猪粪往(⌚)院子这边甩二(⌚)舅实在是忍(rěn )无可(⌚)忍(⌚)的道

爹你跟他啰唆什么呢东(⌚)(dōng )西啊大表(⌚)哥的(de )确对(duì )二舅实在是(⌚)太温和(⌚)的处理(⌚)不满

大(⌚)表哥拿板凳攀(pān )过了院墙可以打开了隔壁的大门

早守(⌚)在门口的二(⌚)表哥带着兴(xìng )奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂(guì )英(⌚)手中的铁锹出来是一顿打(⌚)

幸好(⌚)村里几个干部也(⌚)几人就把(⌚)众人给(gěi )抽(⌚)开了(le )

王桂英说要可(kě )以报(⌚)警村书记许红星(⌚)嘲弄道王桂(⌚)英你有脸打110人家摆酒席你泼(⌚)屎打了(le )你又是活该倒霉你今(jī(⌚)n )天要不向吴老二(èr )道(⌚)歉吧看我咋收(⌚)拾(⌚)好(⌚)你

王桂英哪里肯(⌚)去道(dào )歉

她见所有人都奚(⌚)落(luò )她(⌚)的不是顿(dùn )时就气的要撞(⌚)(zhuàng )墙自(⌚)戕(⌚)

更何(hé )况几人的人多(⌚)把她给拉住(⌚)了

这(zhè )时候场面僵在原地了几方面(⌚)都下(⌚)不来台(⌚)(tái )

更何况陈四(sì )虎(⌚)从(⌚)房里(⌚)走了(le )出来他向二舅道了歉还(⌚)向许书记只(zhī )要管好(⌚)老婆自(⌚)愿来陪偿二(⌚)舅三百块钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气(⌚)的一(⌚)时间回了娘家事情才算告(⌚)了一段落

事(⌚)情(⌚)(qíng )下来了一年多我又回来了一次二舅家(jiā )吃饭不这回是白事

王桂英那次受了气虽说对(⌚)(duì )二舅一家耿耿于(yú(⌚) )怀但更气陈四(⌚)虎的太窝囊

她天(tiān )天上(shà(⌚)ng )更加变本(⌚)(běn )加(⌚)厉的数落陈(⌚)四虎的懦弱无能终于(⌚)成(chéng )功把陈(⌚)四(sì )虎给烧穿(⌚)(chuā(⌚)n )了

那天二(èr )舅还在城里去打工(⌚)二舅妈一个(⌚)人在菜(⌚)地干活(⌚)的(⌚)人

陈(chén )四虎那着(zhe )砍草的镰刀来(⌚)到菜(cà(⌚)i )地把二舅(⌚)妈(⌚)砍翻在(⌚)地

镰刀再锋(⌚)利(lì )但远远超(⌚)出长度也没(⌚)办法一下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四(sì )虎面驳周边惊(⌚)慌的村(⌚)民的面一镰刀一镰刀的(⌚)砍下了二(⌚)舅(⌚)妈的脑袋

接着(⌚)提着血淋淋(⌚)的的脑袋回到家里扔(⌚)到了(⌚)王桂英(yīng )面(⌚)前

你看一下我倒底有(yǒu )没窝(wō )囊废有胆(⌚)量的(de )村民伏(fú )在(⌚)门(⌚)缝上见到他(⌚)这样的(⌚)话问王桂(⌚)英

王桂英被(⌚)吓的魂(⌚)不(bú )附体号陶痛(⌚)哭(⌚)

陈四虎得意(yì )地(dì(⌚) )的压了一桶水(⌚)洗干净的手脚正坐在堂屋看电视节目

很快地J察(chá )就进了(⌚)村立即逮捕了陈四(sì )虎(⌚)

法医仵作验尸(shī )让亲戚邻里自己去看(⌚)

大(dà )夏天放了一两天的人头(tóu )恶臭很难闻看完的人都(dōu )吐(⌚)了

吃东西的(⌚)那(nà )天(⌚)王桂英是没(méi )有(⌚)再(zài )找你(⌚)麻(⌚)烦(⌚)

她(tā )家(⌚)的门上(⌚)落了(⌚)锁没人明白(bái )了(⌚)她去哪了